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I HATE when people are super hinty. just come out with it! my coworker was hungry and wouldn't stfu and was like "hungry hungry hungry" and "oooooh I'm just so hungry I'm gonna die" cause she saw I as eating my lunch and I didn't ay anything cause I'm an ass when people do that and finally she was like "look at you just crunching away over there!" And I was like HERE TAKE MY FOOD OMG. I'm a jerk but I hate people lol

 

Why should you be expected to give her food? lol

 

Well it was a bag of chips which I guess is kind of a sharey food but still. she was so extra like moaning and acting like she was dying like not today sis not today!

 

still really weird that she expected you to offer some, haha

 

Ok then I'm not just rude lol. I just wanted to be like ummmm are you done putting on your whole show yet? she also stood awkwardly close to me earlier and I noticeably took a step away cause like dang girl get off my grill!

 

You know it's real when my dad starts speaking in Spanish cause he can mostly only say swear words and annoyed phrases.

 

also my mom gets US Weekly and I'm so pissed at the headline from last week.

It shows Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and it says Brad's fears came true.

and starts to do a whole thing on how hard it is for brad Pitt to lose his kids.

like you all realize this is the dude who is accused of child abuse?

 

That sounds like the plot of Psycho, you should go check motels on the side of the road.

 

the fact target is selling the *NSYNC Home For Christmas CD makes me super happy and also wanting to buy it.

 

the dude that made this song that's super popular and I would always hear it on the radio:

also made this song which happens to be my favorite song they play at my work and I'm tripping out on that:

 

Man, that Honey I'm Good song has some painful lyrics.

 

The coworker who hinted for my food is now making orgasm noises over chocolate. like legit xxx, Monica Gellar getting a massge sounds and I'm so uncomfortable.

 

Do I need to come knifeemoji?

@Jason Tate can I have a knife emoji pls? :3

 

After hearing that you have GOT to feel pretty great about not giving her food

 

We use lightsabers on chorus.

 

>.> I guess that's acceptable. Can I get a shortcut then? :P

 

This is like my life motto

 

I just had a Final Destination moment where I was driving behind a big rig carrying logs and it took me a few seconds to realize it.

I realized it and freaked out a lot and quickly moved to the side and far away as I could get.

 

EVERY TIME

 

I always get nervous with log trucks now too. once I was behind a truck with lots of junk in the back that wasn't tied down or covered with tarp. I got final destination vibes so I slowed down and stayed away and then a folding chair flew out the back and landed where my car had been before, in the middle of the highway.


Nice try, death!! I got u that time.

 

ever since a character on Younger died when construction equipment fell on them that's been my new Final Destination fear