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I'll get someone to bring my corpse to be in attendance

 

Depends how you die. If it's embarrassing you'll be the weird loner who posted on the internet too much. If it's tragic it will be "she had a silly sense of humor and loved Enrique and Selena more than anything".

 

Yo mom. You disappoint me.

 

Sorry going through a tunnel can't hear you

 

Yo Daddy is going through my tunnel.

Oh yeah

Oh yeah
Oh yeah

Hope this ones not a disappointment.

 

If I die
Bury me in some Evisu jeans
USDA top and a throwaway Glock

 

Okay I'm sorry I'm very upset right mow

 

Fuck everyone tho

 

Like what do I gotta do to get points tho?

 

Sfupidnddjjfkf

 

Fucksjjddj

 

Yes please

New plan: Party Down reunion at my funeral

Ron gets high in one of the caskets

 

I used to care about what my funeral/wake/whatever was like but eh I'll be dead I literally won't even know so turn my corpse into a ventriloquist dummy or throw my ashes in the trash like I won't know. But I am morbidly curious how people would react to my death because I think about the judgments I make on others (good and bad) and part of me wants to know what ppl really think. I guess I don't need to die I just need to develop mind reading powers.

 

I'm dead guys. You're all at my funeral.

Feel blessed.

 

I care solely because I want to leave people entertained and in a good mood

I don't think I care what people think of me in the end but I would like to witness my own funeral just to like connect the remaining dots and tie up loose ends like it's a series finale or something

 

I went to Greenwood cemetery in brooklyn a couple of months ago and it was astonishingly beautiful - my great uncle's ashes are in the Japanese garden and now I'm seriously rethinking what I want to do with my earthly vessel when it's all said and done

 

Oh god I have not dressed for the occasion

Shit

 

Idc what happens at my funeral just have some good food. I'd say beer too but my mom will not be happy if people are drinking at my funeral

 

I want a memorial concert

 

Crowdsurfing casket or bust

 

YES

OH MY GOD THAT WOULD BE AWESOME AS FUCK

 

karaoke/singalong would actually be fun
everyone has to sing Semi-Charmed Life and Tubthumping at my funeral

 

My choice is "Africa" by Toto

Each side of the room gets a different harmony

 

they take the casket away to bury it

gonna take a lot to drag me away from you as we all cling on