General Forum Chat Thread (II) [ARCHIVED] • Page 1236

FML I finished most of my homework, found out I didn't have to do an assignment, and COULD have seen the Descendent's tomorrow but I already sold my ticket

 

But I'm walking home listening to Rented World and in a strangely good mood

 

The couple weeks after Hurricane Wilma are some of my fondest memories, I miss hurricanes a bit not living in Florida anymore

 

I'm so ready to leave Florida haha.

 

yeah i remember going to a park near my house and since power was out every kid in the neighborhood was there. made a bunch friends that week.

 

Yeah, there was a cool front that moved through too so even without power for a week or two it was super nice. Lots of board games and teen shinanigans and football in a flooded park.

 

I'm a board game fanatic and my family will never play with me. A tornado fucked up our neighborhood and we waited the no power situation out for like 4 days before getting a hotel. They played almost all of our board games with me and we did a 1,000 piece puzzle lol

 

So my car just blew a tire...as it ran out of gas.

 

*sadtrombone*

For real, though. That sucks. I don't think I've ever run out of gas, but blowing a tire is the worst.

 

Backstreet Boys came on at work today and I looked straight at my friend while I sang I want it that way.

 

We don't really have extreme weather here. Like it snows sometimes but not really that bad and def not as bad as other places.

 

That awkward moment when someone thinks they're a hufflepuff and u have to break the news that they're a slytherin.

 

the big Fresno fair just started and I want to go but I'm lazy. In the end I'll probably won't go but complain about how I should have went.

 

That's the correct response whenever they come on.

I'm so hype for June. I think I'm organizing a girl's trip to Vegas to see them at their Planet Hollywood residency.

 

I am very wet.

 

I hate girl trips. I am not into babysitting drunkee magees and that's usually what it turns into.

 

Oh my

 

Yeah, probably just gonna head to Tally and if my boss has a problem he can eat a big bag of horse dick. And then review OSHA because I'm in a mandatory evac, he can't tell me to go to work haha.

 

Sometimes I wonder what they'll say in my eulogy or after I die. In media like in those true crime shows they're always like "so and so never said a bad word about anybody. They were so well-liked! Always a ray of sunshine"

Like nobody is gonna be saying that about me and if they do I'll haunt them 4ever for that bold-faced lie.

 

I worry about that too. Worry even more that no one will say anything at all.

 

I don't want an eulogy or a funeral or a cemetery plot, just cremate me and get on with your life

my eulogy would obviously just be my hoarder cats meowing

 

My funeral is gonna have amazing catering just so people will actually show up

 

Hey everyone.

Fuck all of you.

 

I'm going to have a jazz funeral and it's going to be amazing.

 

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