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That's fair then

 

I generally don't talk to people on them. no point if i'm emigrating in a few months. but i keep them because i am a nosey bastard

 

@Melody Bot hasn't replied to any of my messages. What do you think that means?

 

That she's not interested in humans. You have to be a bot.

 

Racist

 

She's busy plotting how to take total control of chorus.

 

It's a bot eat bot world

 

Paging @schlotty

 

@KidLightning You jinxed New England with your Noreaster talk. It's going to snow like 15 inches on Monday.

 

The statistics about the desirability of Asian Men on online dating sites depresses me.

 

People are obviously intimidated by how great you are!

 

You're right. I'm gonna go with that.

 

last weekend some girl bought me a beer and i literally thought she was fucking with me lol. although, later on she hit on me by saying "i even asked my gay friends and they said you were cute too" like maybe she was just bad at it.

 

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/06/nyregion/the-green-queen-of-brooklyn.html?_r=0

this made me happy

 

I would feel way too embarrassed if somebody did that to me hahaha. I guess partially in a flattered sense and partially in a "what the fuck is even going on" sense.

Somebody actually bought me a beer (Blue Moon, sorryyy) because I watched his bag for him when he went to the bathroom. I told him "This is one of the best things to happen to me in a while so thank you for this." Nobody has ever bought me a beer like that before!

 

i'm too nervous for that shit.

 

I got to the point where I turned down every drink offer bc that seems to make guys think you owe them sex in return.

 

I literally just lame ducking the fuck out of my job today. It's my last friday and my boss isn't here.

 

i literally laughed in her face because i thought she was joking with me. it was surreal! a stranger has never been that up front with me before.

hey man i would never turn down a free blue moon either

 

I forgot all about that! Thanks for the reminder!

 

Three of the last long-term relationships I had were made online. One was a forum, the other two were okcupid. The more I think about it, the more I hate how finding a partner through the Internet; it's like you are marketing yourself, with each respective characteristic signifying your value. Blah.

 

A girl coming up to me and buying me a beer is the dream.

I would be very suspicious tho. Like she was trying to sell me something.

 

My friend told me to make my first picture on Tinder of me drumming so people know I drum. Because playing an instrument is cool.

Idk if it's worked with anyone else, but maybe it'll work with bass girl.

 

I plan to go to the same restaurant I went to for lunch yesterday, today. I'm gonna not wear a hat or glasses this time and hope they don't notice me.

 

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