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My husband shaved his mustache and not his beard yet so he looks like Mose from The Office send help

 

“Hope you have a merry Christmas!!!”

 

I mean, sure. But clearly being shitty parents, Buzz is probably exactly like the dad so they love him more.

Kevin just sucks and his cleverness is ignored.

 

Why not?
do a crazy dance

 

Just another day in Fresno
Teen girl sneaks into small plane, drives it into fence

 

Thanks boo

all good advice! My car sucks and makes the music thing difficult but sometimes the radio can slay it so maybe it will be one of those times. Also can’t afford coffee or anything, the only reason I can afford ulta is because of previously mentioned credit card Lmaoo
But the headphones now that’s advice I’ll take

 

Cuz I don't like it Ian

 

Yasssss Jessica yassss. I’m telling you, we’d get along

 

not feeling today so far.

 

Can I wear my furry tuxedo pls

 

For a sec I thought ol girl had her tiddies out and was hugging them I was about to say hell yeah that’s a mood but I see now that I am wrong and you have ruined Christmas for me, thank you

 

what's up Shak?

 

I apologize for ruining your Christmas, how about this gif for you?

 

My work crush is in the break room

 

I don't know really. Just feeling worn down right now

and also a little bummed I never really got into a Christmas spirit this year.

Maybe visiting my folks in a couple days will help me recharge a little.

 

Absolutely not

 

I’m making coquito today and wrapping the rest of my presents. Wish I didn’t have some outstanding work to do as well because I am in full holiday relaxing mode.

 

What candy bar is this one named after

 

not sure but this one is a lot hotter

 

I'm sorry! How far do they live from you? Hopefully being around other people will make you feel a little better.

 

Have you IG stalked yet

 

@prettyvisitors

 

Lol one time someone stopped talking to me once they saw my IG

 

Imagine an alien planet filled with fragrances you’ve never smelled, devices you’ve never seen or experienced, and then after taking all of it in they punch you in the **** and demand $300.