General Forum AccountAb1lity Thread NSFW • Page 832

Fart jokes aside I think I might go home because I’m at risk of becoming a dirty bomb. Crop-dusted half the school’s population already. Damn you japanese curry what have you done to me

 

Also my vice principal just showed me his wand and this isn’t a euphemism he has a fucking hand-carved wand in his desk drawer it’s really long and thin

 

"this isn't a euphemism" yeah i'm not sold

 

The principal of the school walked into the staffroom and stumbled on me going to town on a baguette under the desk the other day. I still don’t know the etiquette on eating at my desk so I was trying to be subtle but I think I made it much worse.

Tbf he laughed though. I am ‘mr bread boy’ now

 

Two people learned things from me in the thread today?? That’s gotta be a record.

Nothing you have ever said has convinced me that your life isn’t some surreal adult swim cartoon.

 

Wait.

Is Tosh.0 still on the air?

 

Did you have to get a rib removed to do that?

 

Legit he made me a hand-carved pen too look

 

season 2 of You felt kinda like one of those stories where each sentence is written by a different person

 

Alright Manson you’re not learning my methods and tbh the effort isn’t worth putting your back out for the tip

 

Hark! a Vagrant.

 

So did the new Star Wars.

 

My arse feels like a flute I’m having to let out staggered farts to prevent noise

 

That pretty much was though wasn’t it lol

 

very sad news

 

I still vividly remember the day I realized it was still on and had been for a decade and people on this forum told me young people actually watched it.

 

Did someone just post a pic of their weed and delete it cos fun isn’t allowed here reported

 

my stoned ass posted to the wrong thread.

I’ll just report myself.

 

Tsk tsk sharing is caring otherwise it’s just a humble brag

 

tomorrow I'm gonna count how many times I fart and I challenge @RyanRyan to do the same

 

I would share but it’s a little difficult via iPhone.

 

Remember that time when this thread didn’t suck as bad as knocked loose

 

no

got em

 

Sounds like aliens is trying to claim the thread is going downhill without them and maybe it is cos conversations about arseholes, farting, fisting and mouth handjobs have increased recently. I think that’s an improvement personally

 

BOOM DAMN