General Forum AccountAb1lity Thread NSFW • Page 247

@CobraKidJon you invite any shortys to the crib to disney plus and thrust yet

 

girls don’t like me

 

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure foreva

 

Bruh, if my ass can get laid, you can too. Don’t sell yourself short

 

Mikey def has receipts proving this is false

 

that can't be true

 

This cheesecake ****** ** **** tonight

 

Like I’m overweight, my teeth are okay, and my acne constantly fucks with me but that don’t stop me. I guess it helps that I make people laugh and what not but still

 

*in Fresno

I need to see these receipts

see above post

 

I also look like Jack Black from what strangers tell me so I guess that’s a plus?

 

He just said shortys. Not necessarily girls.

 

I’m like 90% sure I’m gonna go get my head shaved tomorrow

 

Nice

 

Grow a goatee to match

 

Those are rookie numbers

 

Got to get up in 4 hours to head to the airport, lol.

 

Yessssss. Take the plunge. Then grow out your beard and become the ultimate daddy

 

Where ya goin

 

Going back home. The 6am flight was the cheapest option.

Contemplating not bothering to sleep. I can do that on the plane and then when I get home.

 

Okay nvm

 

admit it, James is a look and you wanted it.

 

I wish I could do the shaved head and beard part but I think a buzz cut and beard work for me tbh.

 

He's going for that Jeff bezos look, fuckin corporate shill.

 

Dylan I mean, not James.