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I feel that, what happened?

 

it’s wild that he’s been with the same girl since he was like 14

 

Damn, I had to look that up because I had no idea, that’s sweet. Also found out that he objects to of been born which is the most goth thing ever.

 

well Morrissey is his nemesis

 

Who isn’t Morrissey’s nemesis at this point?

 

aliens bless me daddy

 

Two damn escalations at work in a row someone. put a fork in me I’m done for the night

 

im getting those next month

 

NSYNC’s album Celebrity is a perfect album.

 

oh you mean with customers, I thought your coworkers were fighting for a sec and was like that's weird

 

why did I watch this whole video

 

it took your 4 minutes to cum

 

3 minutes and 42 seconds ian

I only made it 20 seconds ian

 

Lol yeah customers and really they’re not threatening they just carry on and don’t let me talk it’s really annoying

 

My cousins FaceTimed me and they’re in a house in the Hampton’s for a dinner they hosted and they were all drunk and my one cousin was wearing a party wig and didn’t even acknowledge it and my other cousin was just smacking his ass. Truly another level of unhinged. Then I said to my other cousin I think we have the same glasses and she said “you better bitch” and hung up

 

I like how any time you mention your family it's like yeah you guys are related
I swear this is a compliment

 

The comedian was talking about the Chicago Bears and a girl yelled out "fucking ***gots" and the guy was like "it's 2020...did you really just use that word?" And she was like "I'm from Wisconsin that's how we do" or something to that effect. I'm really glad she left early bc I was gonna confront her after the show and I probably would have gotten arrested

 

We are all the same it’s really a recipe for disaster. My brother had a hard time fitting in for a long time and was the black sheep because he was “too quiet” and shy

 

went to get some tea with a friend and so now I’m just chilling in my car listening to no strings attached and drinking tea.

 

this an excerpt from Donald Trump Jr.'s book?

 

happy friday eve yall

 

Hope not for my families sake

 

Wow, fuck her. Packers fans are as obnoxious as Cowboys fans btw