General Forum AccountAb1lity Thread NSFW • Page 228

I’ve never heard of it, but I’m gonna guess it goes something like

Set up: can you have sex in a canoe?

Punchline: idk, canoe (can you)

 

@oncenowagain quit stealing my moves!

 

when rob doubles down in a hand of blackjack

 

I wanted to know what it was like to live without shame for a hot minute. I’m ready course correct now

 

No.....no that’s not how it goes.......

 

have you ever had sex while camping?

its fucking in tents

 

I grew up right by the Oakland Coliseum and went to many many games as a kid

 

Cups

 

why are you like this

 

Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane..." Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's fucking goofy!"

 

he likes the bucks what do you expect

 

sports

 

What did one alpaca say to the other alpaca before going to the beach?

alpaca towel

 

excuse me

excuse me

 

Wait, I wanna take it back

 

that's sick!

 

don't lump me in with murph

 

no lunch today yay

 

Ok

 

you lived in oklahoma too? see any thunder games?