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Hi

 

Pass.

 

i ate her assholw out tonight for the first time merry Chrysler

 

I kinda feel like beating someone up and you’re first on the list

 

dog with a hog

 

Happy boxing day to you @mad and @Mary V

 

finally the holidays are over except for retail workers who are going to deal with dumbasses returning shit with no receipts for weeks and being dicks about it

 

hi

 

To be fair to avoid the wrath of Karen most places have insane return policies

 

Some places do but then there's places like mine that say 30 days with receipt and when I was a key holder and would try to enforce policy I get in trouble so it's like thank you for having a policy that I'm supposed to enforce but also not??? Like we took back pop figures once with no receipt and no sticker on the box we didn't even know that they came from us so just why???

 

Hi Ken hope you had a good holiday!

 

I did! How was your holiday? Get anything exciting?

 

A bit of money which is perfect because everybody knows that is what I need cause I'm signing a lease sometime soon! How about you?

 

I received too much yesterday, which was very nice. Hendricks gin, some pinot noir, a food mill, potato ricer, pasta machine from Italy, some ravioli stamps. I also got the Milk Bar cookbook which has amazing recipes, so now i know that I'm making cereal milk panna cotta for dessert next Tuesday!

I'm happy to hear that you got what you needed! How soon do you sign the lease?

 

Ohhhh I need to see some serious Ken's Table posts using all those goodies. I love Milk Bar recipes so that's really dope too! I made the cereal milk once and it was so decadent.

I'm hoping the realtor gets in touch today so we can discuss that. She called on Tuesday to let me know I got it, but I'll just have the tiniest little nerves about it till I actually get a chance to sign the papers. We have the money to put down right now and move in would be ~ January 15th so we are very excited

 

I'm excited to try a lot of the other recipes too! But I'm not a baker and having panna cotta waiting in the fridge seems like an easy option given all of what I'll be doing ahead of time. Have you made other MIlk Bar recipes?

That's really exciting. I'm so happy for you. Waiting on a realtor can be nerve-racking. I hope you hear from her today!

 

Mal struggles with her new celebrity life as the girlfriend of King Ben, putting a spell on her hair making it blonde, and uncomfortably maintaining a princess-like personality. She confides her issues in her friends Evie, Carlos, and Jay, but they are content with their new lives in Auradon and do not wish to return to the Isle of the Lost. Evie scolds Mal for relying on her mother's spell book to solve her issues. Carlos, wishing to ask Jane to the upcoming Cotillion dance, turns to Mal for help with honesty. Mal gives him a sweet that will make him speak the truth, but his dog, Dude, eats it, magically speaking the blunt truth in English.

Ben eventually discovers Mal's reliance on magic, and she comes clean about her insecurities, causing a falling-out. Mal returns to the Isle, now ruled by her former rival Uma, Ursula's daughter, along with Harry and Gil, the sons of Captain Hook and Gaston. Mal visits hairstylist Dizzy Tremaine, Drizella's daughter, who restores her signature purple hair, saying she felt that Mal's blonde hair was unnatural. Harry discovers Mal's return and informs Uma.

Ben, Evie, Jay, and Carlos learn of Mal's departure and sneak onto the Isle to find her, but Gil recognizes them. Ben confronts Mal, who rejects his feelings for what she thought was both his sake and Auradon's. Ben leaves dejected, only to be captured by Uma. Mal and Uma arm wrestle for Ben and Fairy Godmother's wand, which Uma wins. Uma then orders Mal and her friends to retrieve the Fairy Godmother's wand or Ben dies. Carlos and Jay return to Auradon Prep, where they create a replica of the wand using a 3D printer. They are caught by Lonnie, Mulan's daughter, who blackmails them into letting her come, having previously been rejected from Jay's sports team based on her gender.

Uma speaks with Ben, bitter that she and the others were not chosen to go to Auradon. Ben takes this into account and invites her to Auradon, but Uma instead plots to make her own way there. Mal's group return, handing over the fake wand in exchange for Ben, but Uma realizes the forgery. The group flee back to Auradon, but Mal and Ben's relationship is still rocky. The villains' children come to terms that they cannot run from their pasts and agree to be honest with themselves and each other. Carlos confesses to Jane but struggles a little bit, while Jay appoints Lonnie as the captain of his team.

Aboard a ship during the Cotillion, Ben stuns everyone by appearing with Uma, who he declares as his true love and announces he will destroy the barrier on the Isle. Jane unveils a stained glass display Ben commissioned to show his affection for Mal, who realizes he loved her for who she was all along. Suspecting Uma has given him a love potion, Mal confesses her love for Ben and kisses him, breaking the spell. Enraged, Uma leaps into the water using Ursula's magic seashell to transform into an octopus, and Mal fights back as a dragon. Ben intervenes, quelling the battle, and Uma returns the ring that Ben had originally given her when he had declared her as his true love. She leaves, despite his offer still standing.

Mal and Ben reunite, Mal surrendering her spell book to the Fairy Godmother. Evie requests that Dizzy be allowed to attend Auradon Prep; when Dizzy is offered, she excitedly accepts.

In a mid-credits scene, Uma addresses the audience, promising that the story is not over.

 

Is that Firefly?

 

"I just don't understand what the big deal is you SELL this here anyway."

 

good morning, thread

 

hi candy

 

man @Dog with a Blog was on one last night sheeeesh