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Mitch McConnell stans in the building right nao.

 

Omg lol bruhhhh
ok literally my Airbnb job was just constantly figuring out how to creatively handle dumbass people like this so I know the moments over but-
“Sir why not try leaving the shirts for them to find when they check in?”
“You’re welcome to leave a notebook on the counter with a note requesting info for people who feel comfortable/want a ‘free gift’”


But also truly no one wants that shit anyway

 

“Hillary funded the spy. It’s gonna fall back on Obama soon.”

 

It’s not that exciting

 

Speaking of dysfunctional families I’m currently text telling at my mom because the plan is apparently to show up at a restaurant that is completely full of reservations in hopes of getting into their first-come first-serve outdoor patio
And I’m the asshole for being like this is a terrible plan that’s not even worth executing.
And she just has so many excuses like ‘everyone’s been working so much’ and ‘it’s hard to coordinate with SO families’ and it’s like??
Literally the vast majority of America figures it out soooo why can’t we

 

Quick solution: go to Cheesecake Factory instead

 

Robin Williams?

 

I hope he isn't posting

 

Ok Drake

 

... I wouldn’t step foot in Minnesota if you paid me $400

 

Nothing free about a lifetime of dealing with their bullshit

Did it work/does Santa still show up at your house?

 

Spy twist sucked

 

Santa will show up because she’s had very few accidents this year

 

He was the good company I was referring to.

 

Um, you’ve crossed a line, Cups. You’re done for.

 

Think I should drink a White Claw before church?

 

Do it in the building.

 

Yeah I mean short term vacation is subjected to a lot of change as more laws and regulation keep rolling out. And additionally, it’s popularity has more eyes on it. Of course Airbnb is being proactive about discrimination. Like this is his business if you can’t resolve something as simple as getting a shirt to guest, I don’t know what to tell you.

 

Show up with a case of claws

 

WTF!!!!!

 

When you're with the fam and have to play music that everyone likes

 

Are you dreaming of a White Claw Christmas

 

I did see a woman with a a Santa Claws Christmas shirt shaped like the White Claw logo a few weeks ago

 

I had to bleach my brain after reading this thanks a lot cheesehead