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i think im ok with this

 

never thought I would feel bad for Taylor Swift but I kinda do now

no one deserves that

 

I’m married now please stop harassing me

 

once again shak is playing coy about their horniness when they are the horniest mf around

 

Lol no but my whole Facebook timeline is people sharing this trying to find her

 

Hi Married, I'm Ken

 

Is this about Cats? Like she was paid and she's rich already, no sympathy needed.

We've been over this: I do not get horny, however I do say horny things because it's silly and fun.

 

I got a new new laptop after my old new one bricked so now I can lose my League Of Legends games at 240fps on very high settings

 

yeah, I mean yeah she deserves none of my sympathy and I'm well aware of that but still...

 

I'm so glad I look like a completely different person than I did in high school so no one ever recognizes me

 

I will end you

 

Me too daddy

 

Cats is without a doubt a hate crime but it’s also the most fun I’ve had seeing a movie in a long time

 

I'm now 7'0" 284 lbs and somehow from Serbia

 

fun is an interesting word to describe this dumpster fire but fair enough

 

if you had a *** tape out there would you title it "Love Shak"?

 

ok got it all out of my system

I shall never utter another word about that again

 

Why is she the one you feel sorry for, what about the rest of the cast?

There was someone on my flight with a "magical jokic" shirt. I tried to snap a pic, but couldn't pull it off from my angle without it being like super obvious about it.

 

If it was slightly more bad it would be a new classic so bad it’s good movie. It was really funny, unintentionally as it may be, but the fucking CGI is so bad I can’t believe it made it to theatres.

 

@Dirty Sanchez: I saw your deleted post. Dad joke of the day award goes to you

 

Yeah sure, why not.

Do people normally title sex tapes? Or is that something TMZ does because they're garbage people?