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Aversion
That's it

 

My cousin ran a half marathon in toe shoes. He learned to stay away from then after that

 

What should one write in a card to one's parents when one is permanently angry/disappointed with said parents?

It was hard enough just finding a suitable card that didn't essentially lie about my feelings

 

Tax avoision

 

I wish I knew

 

Fake fan

 

I shouldnt have made that pity party tweet too many new followers all i do is talk about murder she wrote and my new dick

 

@Mr. Serotonin is your cousin?

 

****! I forgot again lol

 

this sounds like premium content

 

ohyuxk off

 

phuxk these people sitting around and chatting this is no time ot not be working phuxkers!!1`

 

are you talking about us?

 

Ok boomer

 

why are you mad

 

NO!@

 

i have gone mad

 

I'm back from lunch, Qdoba was the move

 

my can of soup broke so i had no lunch today ama

 

I can't figure out whose more white between @GrantCloud @Mr. Serotonin or @Colby Searcy

Gonna have to think on this.

 

explain

 

Why didn't you just break it more into a bowl?

 

damn kate I guess we all get cancelled eventually see ya

 

1) there is no can-opener in the office
2) the tab that you twist up to open the soup broke, without opening the can
3) i am hungry