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I love cats. The only downside is all my furniture/curtains/window screens are absolutely destroyed lololololol. Awesome alarm clock too. They woke me up at 3am, 430am and 530am last night.

 

My cats all sleep on my bed and I have like 34 lbs of cat hair on my bed at all times

 

My dog barks out the window (with his front paws on the windowsill and his back paws on the bed) in the middle of the night if someone walks down the sidewalk in a way that displeases him. That's always fun. He's very grumpy when he's tired and trying to rest.

 

long lost friends

 

Is there room for Cait

 

My cats never wake me up, but the SPLIT second I wake up they are all over me and want me to feed them and it makes me feel v loved and imporant. Meadow will rub her face all over my feet lmao, she is so fucking perfect.

 

She has a bed on the ground

 

That Misser album was extremely my shit

 

misser was really cool

 

Think its time for an avatar change bud

 

What a fucking song

 

it’s always Christmas

 

https://nypost.com/2020/01/23/doctors-beg-men-not-to-masturbate-with-banana-peels/

 

lmao

 

Gonna try it tonight see what the rage is all about

 

Commenters seconded these sentiments: “I have used the banana skin technique occasionally for many years (I’m now 78),” said one banana skin supporter. “The bigger the banana the better,” added another.

 

there is a site dedicated to male masturbation called jackinworld

Why

 

He can leave the Christmas avatar until January
This is our place we make the rules

 

I'm allergic but I would have never made my husband get rid of our cat

 

I don't think i'll ever change my avatar again

 

Russian Blues!!!

 

why do you know this

same

 

if you know, you know. if you don't... you don't

 

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