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Donuts for breakfast!!

 

Sounds fantastic

 

2 marlboro reds and a shot of jim here

 

we did BLT sliders for dinner on Wednesday so yesterday morning i made four sausage links, two eggs, and browned the last two rolls in the pan. split the sausage links in half, cut the egg into two, spread maple syrup on the top rolls, and had two bomb ass fucking breakfast sliders.

today was back to toast and sausage

 

Dudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee my bosses (who live in other states) apparently were being overcharged for rent at my office building so they just aren't gonna pay anymore and we have to leave in a few days and i'm pretty sure my dream of just working at home is about to come true omg omg omg omg, at least for now.

 

good morning to everyone and RIP @Dirty Sanchez

 

dan may never wear pants again

 

Sounds bangin! Fry or poach an egg for your blt for breakfast or dinner next time

 

Wearing pants in Soflo is a death sentence for your taint anyways

 

Working from home was so much fun but one of the hardest things I’ve ever had to do in my life!

 

A guy I know on fb has to give his cats away because he's moving in with his gf who is allergic. I'm sorry but if I ever met a girl and she told me she was allergic to cats I would legit have to end things right there. No matter what.

 

yeah this is a topic that should have been broached real early

 

Take a pill! Pets are family how can you just get rid of them :(

 

Lisa I have NO FUCKING IDEA. I want to scream at him but that will just piss me off all day.

 

This song giving me life today

 

my ex told me my two cats were totally fine when i moved in. then she decided she wanted a bird and asked if i could rehome the cats. i said fuck no. her compromise was adopting another cat of her own in place of a bird. she promptly decided she didn't want that cat either and wanted to get rid of it as well.

guess who left and took that cat off her hands and now had three cats and then met someone with two cats and now has five total cats

 

You're gonna have a dozen cats like @Shrek now aren't you

 

I easily would, my dumb fucking HOA doesn't allow more than 2 pets and I have 3 so Cait bugs out at the thought of more cats. I would easily have 5 if I was able to.

 

Wow downplaying allergies not cool

 

on paper five cats in a two bedroom apartment are a nightmare but in practice i wouldnt change a thing. id never do it again, but im very happy doing it this one time haha. what im not excited for is budgeting enough attention and patience for five cats and a baby down the road.

 

i am only allowed two cats as well, i run my three over to my buddy's for the day twice a year when they run inspections

 

Don’t pet love shame

 

I saved my cat from being left out in the cold because at the time my ex and I were dating and he was living with this ex-army dude who had served overseas and gotten a tbi, it fucked him up so bad he was incapable of even caring for his 5 year old (I often made him dinner). Anyway he decided he wanted a kitten, then a week later realized it's work to care for an animal so literally threw him outside and every day Conor and I would come home and he would run up to us meowing and wanting love. I couldn't stand it so I brought him in but he had to be locked in the bathroom. Eventually I couldn't take that anymore either and paid to have him checked out and get neutered and I brought him home to live with my mom and me and he's been with her ever since!

He's the sweetest boy I don't know how you could ever treat animals like that.