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i just finished season five of Scandal and every other ep i cycle between "this is garbage" and "wow what a redemption everything is so earned", its v exhausting. all i can say is the prestige viewer trope of "every Shonda show is bad trash" is demonstrably false because HTGAWM is top tier trash of all time and this is usually p good too

 

That was elite

 

Get it!

 

The only tinder date I’ve ever had ended with her legitimately pulling knives out on me - idk I think I told that story here before. But yes...it put an end to my tinder days very quickly.

 

great trash tv is as good as great prestige tv unless youve convinced yourself you're too good for one or the other fight me

 

go on...

 

Knives are cool

 

might phuxk around and buy a thrice shirt tonight if they have any left

 

She doesn’t write HTGAWM, right? I’m not up on my Shonda trivia. I should try that one again some time. I watched most of the first season but it didn’t click for me despite loving Viola.

 

is this the newest Tucker Max book

 

I watched season one of Scandal and enjoyed it, didn't stick with it though

 

Okay so it’s a long-winded story - I’ll try keep it concise. But I won’t. So prepare for a story.

 

I'm ready

 

im not sure on her exact credits tbh so i should prob shut my mouth, but as someone who is caught up and was a skeptic going in, i back it so hard. my only complaint is that they force one rather inconsequential and insensitive plotline in that is revealed, resolved, and buried in like one shot in i think season two but honestly that just makes it worse to me. otherwise Viola alone makes the show worth watching. it's a show i wouldnt recommend to anyone but wish i could recommend to everyone lol

 

I saw. Who knows but I want to at some point. Trying to figure out a way I can go out for work so they’ll pay for everything but haven’t found a way yet.

is that carrot beer of theirs good?

 

Went to see The 1975 with friends. Decided I wanted a jumper. I’m skinny and I always used to buy oversized jumpers to ‘hide’ that. Got to the merch table. Asked for one. Turns out they only have large. The following conversation occurs:

“Sorry, we only have large.”
“No worries, I get large everything anyway.”
“Oh I bet you do...”

Now at this point, I hand her the money and get the jumper. My friends turn to me like
“THAT WAS SO SMOOTH WTF”. I legitimately didn’t know what they meant. I barely even looked at the girl. I didn’t realise she mistook what I said for flirting and apparently I could’ve pulled. Anyway, I watch the show, go home. Great. Life is fine. What a funny story.

Two days later I get a match. I instantly connect with this girl - she’s funny. A dark meme lord. We flirt. Talk for days. One day she asks what music I’m into, and I tell her that I went to that show recently. She’s like “Oh my god I worked merch at that show!” and there’s this deafening pause before we realise we recognise each other. Small fucking world good god.

Fast forward a week or two, I have a free weekend. She essentially invites herself over. She arrives. Good grief she’s so, so fucking tall. Like the BFG gets insecure about her.

Anyway I hand her a glass of wine. Music’s playing. She’s brought Left 4 Dead. It goes well. She then says she needs to pee. We’re drunk. She’s very drunk. She says she wants me to go upstairs. I go upstairs with her and she leads me to the bathroom and legit pisses in front of me. I turn away and she’s laughing. Weird. Also funny considering my current gf’s stance on this but w/e - I digress.

She’s getting real tactile and touchy. Any time she dies on the game she’s grabbing my thigh. I’m like here goes. She asks to watch something on Netflix. I’m like wow this is a cliched teen drama or some shit.

Then she goes outside for a cigarette. I don’t like smoking - I’ve family who’ve died from it. I respect folk who do, but in a partner it’s a no from me. So I’m disappointed but whatever. Before I know it, she’s back in and MY CAT OSCAR RUNS INTO THE ROOM, GRABS HER CIGARETTES WITH HIS MOUTH AND BOLTS OUT THE ROOM. We found them 20 mins later behind a sofa in the breakfast room. That should’ve been the red flag. My boy was telling me to boot her out.

Finally after she’s downed two bottles of wine almost single-handedly, she asks me:

“What weird sex stuff are you into?”

We discuss. I’m pretty vanilla but she finds some stuff interesting. It transpires that she’s extremely kinky. Like enough to make you kinky fuckers wince. She then goes:

“Are you into knife play?”

I’m like wtf and inquire what on Earth that entails. I shouldn’t have. She’s laughing. Then reaches into her bag. There’s like a leather carry-case for something. I start to realise she might have brought them with her. I panic. I tell her to stop. She tries to justify it by saying she only brought a few. I genuinely don’t know if she was joking.

I texted my friends for help. They called me and I gave the phoniest excuse for her needing to leave. Transparent was an understatement after she dropped that bomb, but hey.

She tried to speak to me after but I was just too concerned at the fact a stranger potentially brought knives to a date into my home to ever respond.

 

this is the most polite way of telling @dylan to fuck himself ive ever seen 10 points

 

do it ur canceled

 

that's quite the story, Ryan Ryan

 

sorry man but if you do more than half a proofread of anything and this still makes the cut then you're prob your own problem

 

Ur rite I won’t

 

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