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@Mr. Serotonin get well soon
Florida teen stung over 600 times after inserting his penis inside of beehive

 

It’s honestly so brilliantly edited. It’s hard to breathe at times

 

dontputyourdickinthat

 

The IT guy is getting mad and taking it out on this guys mouse next to me by clicking very violently and muttering obscenities and I am very uncomfortable

 

This is the same guy who tells us about how he worked out before he came in but says it 5 different times to 5 different people I'm like ok boomer

 

The co-worker who sits next to me likes to mutter obscenities throughout the day whenever he gets some sort of bad news or is frustrated. and it's like all the time, so it's very awkward to sit next to.

 

At least you’re all not hearing someone sing the praises of cbs procedurals!

 

Can someone tell this guy that clicking the mouse button harder doesn't...make it work better????

He's cutting into my quiet alone time in my office where the boomers go and eat lunch

He keeps saying there's a "jinx" in this office

 

next you’re going to tell me pressing A repeatedly won’t help you catch a Pokémon better

 

No this is real though

 

actually clicking the mouse angrily does tend to fix problems. do it all the time

 

smacking the top of the tower also helps

 

anybody ever try angrily banging on the keyboard? tends to work for me.

 

A few drops of Hawaiian Punch right in the middle of the keys fixes it up really well too

 

fantastic move!

 

My go to

 

Uhhhh yeah so is Pokémon

 

no you're not supposed to repeatedly press it, you're supposed to time pressing it with the wobbling of the Pokeball so that you press it right as it wobbles each time

 

Nothin quite like an anger bang

 

Whatever you do, don't turn your keyboard upside down and shake it thoroughly and tap on it.

 

I think getting mad in general helps cause the computer can tell