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that looks like a fucking strawberry

 

i recognized the name of the band but couldn't remember what any song sounded like

i wish i still couldn't

 

Today the kids are studying how to say ‘Yes I can’ and ‘no I cannot’ in English. The teacher told them to ask me yes/no questions. First question:

“Can you watch pornhub?”

Me in my head: well...of course I can.

Me in reality: *looks at teacher wide-eyed and fearful*

 

That is a fucking strawberry

 

My tolerance break should be over sometimes tomorrow afternoon...good lord I can not wait

 

goddamn false advertising

 

1917 was cool. Story was eh but the technical aspects were stunning to watch.

 

so you're gonna be intolerant now?

 

Welcome. You can never leave.

 

Haven’t I always been? Just kidding. No like tolerance break from smoking weed

 

This crowd is pretty sparse. Good for my whole crowd anxiety but... Maybe I'm early

 

no that's all the people checking for Scary Kids Scaring Kids in 2020

 

Are Lydia still going?

 

Literally half the world

 

...Gemini here. Can’t believe a twitter post dictates my sex life and who I am as a person :(((

 

please don't diminish the fact that a stranger said I fuck good

 

Guess I’m not a horn dog

 

It’s ok. You’ve got comedy.

 

Turns out I was early. There are three bands on the bill

Glad I got here early, the first band was good

 

Who are the bands?

 

Push Over, Secrets, Scary Kids Scaring Kids

 

Definitely don’t know the first two. The last should be fun though

 

Push Over is new. The singer is Kurt who used to be in Dance Gavin Dance and the guitarist is Thomas Erak from Fall of Troy

Don't know Secrets