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Discussion in 'General Forum' started by dadbolt, Dec 19, 2019.

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  1. Jake W

    oh my god, I'm back on my bullshit Prestigious

    I didn't realise you were such a CRJ stan when we getting married
     
  2. ComedownMachine

    Prestigious Prestigious

    My girlfriend says beejs hurt after a while because her “mouth is too small” like c’mon there’s a better way to word that to feed my ego
     
  3. Sean Murphy

    big pipe huh Platinum

    Flexin on us
     
  4. RyanRyan

    Guest

    Hahahah
     
  5. RyanRyan

    Guest

    My ex had a locking jaw which made them...terrifying
     
  6. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    well that Axl Rose was an abusive partner, told Kurt Cobain to control Courtney Love , and said he wished he could say the n word yeah

    I hadn't heard that story though
     
  7. RyanRyan

    Guest

    Has anybody ever had a really bitey one because a woman from Manchester almost ruined many things for me
     
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  8. RyanRyan

    Guest

    I heard it in a documentary forever ago. Won’t pretend I remember the title
     
  9. SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

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  10. RyanRyan

    Guest

    Are these all The Hills gifs? I’ve never seen it
     
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  11. SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

    so it is true
     
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  12. CobraKidJon

    Fun must be always. Prestigious

    never Jake I’m sorry

    marriage is a a scam
     
  13. CobraKidJon

    Fun must be always. Prestigious

    @Dog with a Blog
     
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  14. SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

    this sentence just made a union jack flag appear on my lap
     
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  15. Jake W

    oh my god, I'm back on my bullshit Prestigious

    There was this time a very drunk girl was hitting on me then I told her I was Gay and she broke down crying saying I didn't like her because she was ugly
     
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  16. SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

    why you gotta break girls hearts jake w
     
  17. Jake W

    oh my god, I'm back on my bullshit Prestigious

    My bi friend confirmed she was kinda hot until she got sad
     
  18. K0ta

    wrap yourself in petals for armor.

    Me everytime I get ice cream
     
  19. RyanRyan

    Guest

    Whisper my name three times in the mirror and a whole lot more will appear
     
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  20. Jake W

    oh my god, I'm back on my bullshit Prestigious

    I mean We could get dual citizenship out of this that's cool
     
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  21. CobraKidJon

    Fun must be always. Prestigious

    please don’t send him nudes
     
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  22. CobraKidJon

    Fun must be always. Prestigious

    i don’t even want to leave Fresno
     
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  23. SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

    [trying to flirt in brit]

    could i trouble you for some spotted dick mate
     
  24. EASheartsVinyl

    Prestigious Prestigious

    My boy Stephen Fry on the season finale!! This show is too good.
     
  25. supernovagirl

    Poetic and noble land mermaid

    I watch him too lol
     
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