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You’re dead

 

I once saw a family at a rest area wearing an entire line of these. There was ketchup and mustard and relish and maybe one more and like seven people had them on. I wish I had a video of my face as I realized exactly what was happening.

 

dude can you go 5 minutes without doxxing someone

 

Mind your own business

 

you’re gonna get doxxed for that

 

Is it an acceptable time to go to bed

 

Asking for a friend

 

any time is bedtime if you believe in yourself

 

was one of them a1

 

Dutch is coming to Texas in March I’m gonna show her dog’s posts

 

Great question

 

I'm realising the more the older that I get

 

I feel like he's already told her everything because he has constant diarrhea of the mouth

 

It’s possible, sadly. Lol. I want to say it was all Heinz parodies, but it was such an overwhelming experience that I didn’t take all the information in. I just remember being like, “Oh WOW that grown man is wearing a ketchup shirt. Wait no it’s a Jesus shirt YIKES. Wait again, that kid has a mustard one? And his wife has a relish?? Aaaagh and there are actually like 4 more kids and some grandparents with them too?? I gotta go.”

 

he says she doesn’t know about it but he has almost certainly got drunk and told her he role plays a talking dog on the internet and she probably thought he was talking nonsense

 

Met my grandad for a beer earlier, this guy asks to see my ID(whilst my grandad won't stop laughing) the guy looks at my ID he looks stunned then goes you're older than me. This guy was bald and honestly looked about 40. Without thinking I just blurted out "oh wow sorry" and now I feel so bad lol

 

I hate you for making me spend my Saturday morning looking for this shit

 

Hello

seeing Knives Out today

 

you’re going to the cinema?

 

it's hard enough to process when you see someone unironically wearing a Virginity Rocks shirt haha

 

Yessir it’ll be a jolly good time

 

Idk if you told me this was an indie/emo band that I'd probably like I'd believe you

 

what app is mustard on