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General Dysfunction: Worst Superhero

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Shrek, Jan 9, 2018.

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Worst Superhero?

Poll closed Jan 12, 2018.
  1. Batman

    4.0%
  2. Superman

    56.0%
  3. Baby Groot

    8.0%
  4. Iron Man

    4.0%
  5. Thor

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. Aquaman

    12.0%
  7. Cyborg

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  8. Hulk

    4.0%
  9. Captain Underpants

    12.0%
  10. Captain Planetca

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  1. Shrek

    leave the loop, walk the maze Prestigious

    it is a new year and it is time for new polls. Food Dominance has been retired and rebranded to include weirder, non-food topics that are similarly innocuous in nature. food will still happen from time to time.

    poll #1, courtesy of @Ken
     
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  2. Ken

    forget tomorrow, side with the open road Prestigious

    Superman. The Donald Trump of comics.
     
  3. Shrek

    leave the loop, walk the maze Prestigious

    yea Superman was an easy vote
     
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  4. Ken

    forget tomorrow, side with the open road Prestigious

    He had everything given to him and yet he was still emo AF. Despite Bill's speech at the end of Kill Bill Vol 2, he's still the worst superhero. Although the hulk is just lame. Hmm.
     
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  5. tucah

    not champ Prestigious

    it's superman but baby groot does suck
     
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  6. Shrek

    leave the loop, walk the maze Prestigious

    Animal Man and Swamp Thing are the two best traditional comic properties so
     
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  7. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    we're on each other's team Platinum

    Worst in terms of who's lowkey a sociopath or worse in not really caring about them?
     
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  8. tucah

    not champ Prestigious

    i put in the least amount of effort possible into my answer so i did not caring but you do you
     
  9. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    Wtf is Captain Placenta?? :crylaugh:

    EDIT: Oh
     
  10. Shrek

    leave the loop, walk the maze Prestigious

    lol OOPS
     
  11. Shrek

    leave the loop, walk the maze Prestigious

    can't even fix the typo

    captain placenta ftw
     
  12. Ken

    forget tomorrow, side with the open road Prestigious

    Your gravitas is appreciated.
     
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  13. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    we're on each other's team Platinum

    in that case Captain Underpants I don't get you dude, y'all really gonna vote for Superman the favorite superhero of Nicolas Cage and Jerry Seinfeld okay
     
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  14. Anthony_

    A (Cancelled) Dork Prestigious

    Superman is lame and boring and unrelatable and overpowered and all that. He's the worst.
     
  15. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    Aquaman can't go on the land soooooo...CYA
     
  16. Joe4th

    Memories are nice, but that's all they are. Prestigious

    Superman fucking sucks
     
  17. SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

    lol i literally started to google it before realizing
     
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  18. Anthony_

    A (Cancelled) Dork Prestigious

  19. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

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  20. Anthony_

    A (Cancelled) Dork Prestigious

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  21. Shrek

    leave the loop, walk the maze Prestigious

    tagging @Jason Tate because i'm sure he hasn't had nearly enough arguments about the merits of blockbuster sci-fi properties over the last month
     
  22. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    That's fuckin' bullshit. He needs to stay in his lane.
     
  23. Shrek

    leave the loop, walk the maze Prestigious

    "the floor is lava"

    - aquaman
     
  24. Shrek

    leave the loop, walk the maze Prestigious

    if aquaman were spanish would he be aguaman
     
  25. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious