General Dysfunction: Worst Superhero

it is a new year and it is time for new polls. Food Dominance has been retired and rebranded to include weirder, non-food topics that are similarly innocuous in nature. food will still happen from time to time.

poll #1, courtesy of @Ken

 

Superman. The Donald Trump of comics.

 

yea Superman was an easy vote

 

He had everything given to him and yet he was still emo AF. Despite Bill's speech at the end of Kill Bill Vol 2, he's still the worst superhero. Although the hulk is just lame. Hmm.

 

it's superman but baby groot does suck

 

Animal Man and Swamp Thing are the two best traditional comic properties so

 

Worst in terms of who's lowkey a sociopath or worse in not really caring about them?

 

i put in the least amount of effort possible into my answer so i did not caring but you do you

 

Wtf is Captain Placenta??

EDIT: Oh

 

lol OOPS

 

can't even fix the typo

captain placenta ftw

 

Your gravitas is appreciated.

 

in that case Captain Underpants I don't get you dude, y'all really gonna vote for Superman the favorite superhero of Nicolas Cage and Jerry Seinfeld okay

 

Superman is lame and boring and unrelatable and overpowered and all that. He's the worst.

 

Aquaman can't go on the land soooooo...CYA

 

Superman fucking sucks

 

lol i literally started to google it before realizing

 

What am I seeing?

 

Aquaman flying over land with Cyborg

 

tagging @Jason Tate because i'm sure he hasn't had nearly enough arguments about the merits of blockbuster sci-fi properties over the last month

 

That's fuckin' bullshit. He needs to stay in his lane.

 

"the floor is lava"

- aquaman

 

if aquaman were spanish would he be aguaman

 

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