Friday the 13th Movie • Page 2

these are relatively low bars lol

 

The last 5 are probably interchangeable since it’s been forever since I’ve seen them.

 

FvJ (and Manhattan and New Blood) deserve better, where else can you hear a member of Destiny's Child call Freddy the f-slur

 

I feel like I do like Manhattan more than I ranked it tbh. I’ll have to rewatch. FvJ just has that 00s stank that can’t beat the 80s imo

 

I still love Jason X.

 

Manhattan is so fun. I understand the complaints (it's not a great movie per se), but it feels like the perfect 80s version of an F13 movie with a Concept (taking him out of the camp). It's just dumb fun. Freddy vs. Jason is definitely nu-metal cinema and you're right about it not beating a lot of the 80s vibes, but if you're looking for a big, dumb Jason movie, it is infinitely more watchable than Jason X. I did Jason X again last night and I guess I understand what it's going for a little more this time around, but a lot of the humor and digital effects have aged like milk.

 

A perfect soundtrack, no notes.

Ill Niño– How Can I Live
Killswitch Engage– When Darkness Falls
Spineshank– Beginning Of The End
Mushroomhead– Sun Doesn't Rise
Hatebreed– Condemned Until Rebirth
Slipknot– Snap ('97 Demo)
Chimaira– Army Of Me
From Autumn To Ashes– The After Dinner Payback
Sevendust– Leech
Powerman 5000– Bombshell
Murderdolls– Welcome To The Strange
Seether– Out Of My Way
Stone Sour– Inside The Cynic
Devildriver– Swinging The Dead
Sepultura With Mike Patton– The Waste
The Blank Theory– Middle Of Nowhere
Nothingface (2)– Ether
In Flames– Trigger
Lamb Of God– 11th Hour
Type O Negative– (We Were) Electrocute

 

it does have the honor of being the best movie in cinema history to drop the line “your tits are stupendous” and “you’ve got perfect nipple placement”

 

David.

 

He's not wrong. That last line is an all-timer.

 

Haha. I said it more out of obligation.

There was a packed house for “The Final Chapter” last night at our local theater. Was a great time. Huge laughs for Crispin Glover’s dancing.

 

Just a reminder that Friday the 13th (2009) and Transformers are in the same universe and the character Trent in Transformers is the same one in F13


‘Transformers’ and ‘Friday the 13th’ Share a Weird Universe Connection

 

No wonder Megan Fox dumped him for Sam, she got tired of him talking about her nipple placement