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Former Offspring Drummer Saves Life of Juror at His Own Trial

Discussion in 'Article Discussion' started by Melody Bot, Mar 28, 2018.

  1. Melody Bot

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    This article has been imported from chorus.fm for discussion. All of the forum rules still apply.

    Dorothy Atkins, writing at Law 360:


    Facing the first day of a medical malpractice trial on Tuesday, a San Jose obstetrician-gynecologist who once drummed for The Offspring proved his punk rock bona fides rushing to the aid of a prospective juror in cardiac arrest, delivering CPR but forcing a mistrial over concerns his medical heroics could bias jurors in his favor.

     
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  2. oldjersey

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    Bad.Ass.
     
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  3. Larry David

    I'll see you again in 25 years Prestigious

    You're gonna go far, kid
     
  4. Cody

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    i can't believe i'm asking this, but are there any members of the offspring who aren't absolute geniuses?
     
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  6. Cody

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  7. marsupial jones

    pending approval

    Dexter recently got his masters in biomechanical farmhouse gases or something.
     
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  8. Malatesta

    i may get better but we won't ever get well Prestigious

    haha. that's pretty rad. but, unfortunately, definitely grounds for a mistrial
     
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