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Yelp crashes 28% after missing on revenue and slashing guidance

No surprise there because Yelp's website and community sucks.

 

S'mores is my favorite but Brown Sugar Cinnamon is a close 2nd.

 

I have 2 boxes of the smores poptarts. 1 in the pantry and one hidden in my disaster bag I have packed for emergencies (the hospital said power bars but I heard poptarts). I wish I were kidding. I do rotate them so they haven't been in there for like a year. Rotation is key.

 

My heart feels kinda warm and fuzzy bc Chopped: Chorus is something to look forward to in this dismal world we're living in. #FUCKYOUHABANEROHITLERCHEETOLOOKINMOTHERFUCKER

 

It's gonna be a beautiful shitshow. I'm driving to the city for a date and I'm picking up chick peas while I'm there because of course neither store in my town had them.

 

wait do you have a zombie apocalypse prep kit? I know it's probably for tornados but please indulge me

 

lol

 

Thank god for Get Go.

You people in other states take walking into a gas station and buying a six pack for granted.

 

It is an essentials grab bag not doomsday prepper status just everything I would need in case something bad happened. Fire, water purifying, 1st aid kit, batteries, goggles, glowsticks, swiss army knife, etc. Those of us whose licenses are international are supposed to have a suitcase packed which I don't but that's kinda overboard if you ask me.

 

I have a doomsday kit as well. Water, chili, dog, and tactical shotgun.

I'm from Pennsyl-tucky..relax.

 

I don't have a doomsday kit. IDGAF

 

You have a computer..you could take down the entire infrastructure.

 

Not if the Internet is down.

 

Don't associate habaneros, the love of my life with that piece of poo!!!

 

Ok. Since it's you, I will retire Habanero Hitler.

 

I made up these two as backup so you pick.
1. Adolf Twitler
2. Benedict Donald

 

1 and 2

 

I'm mostly a lurker in here but I thought of you guys when I saw this

 

No butter

 

I think I'd eat cheese on a poptart before I'd butter one.

 

Well people do put it on apple pie, apparently

 

*Raises Hand Sheepishly*

 

cover your pop tarts in peanut butter (or Nutella)

 

I am not a big fan of melted cheese. Sorry, everyone.