Food • Page 968

Lawd, lawd lawd that sound divine.

 

Yeah for real those sound delicious. And I'm all about the halibut and duck breast entrees. I legitimately don't know which of those I'd order, and my fiance would get annoyed with me for taking too long to decide before ordering and then immediately regretting my decision and wishing I had made the other choice haha

 

I always take too long to order. Even if it's something simple. I want too much. Always. I try to look at menus ahead of time to help with my problem, but everything usually gets thrown out of the window when I actually get to the restaurant. It's funny you mention that halibut as that's what I was thinking of ordering. I'm a sucker for beef Stroganoff though and that duck does sound divine. The steak too. The steak. I hope there's a multi-course tasting menu that I can afford haha.

 

Yeah, holy hell that steak though. I know Anthony Bourdain said I'm not supposed to like truffle but, well, what does he know.

 

I like Bourdain a lot, but sometimes I think he says things just to say them.

 

He was really great in that one episode of Archer.

 

Girl starts pole dancing
I'm here for the chicken

 

wow that sounds so good. do you live in bethlehem? my dad goes there all the time for work.

 

Haha oh yeah that's right. I forgot about that.

No, but @ChrisCantWrite isn't too far. I'm about an hour south.

 

Born and raised.

 

All I know is I saw cooking and I went lol.

I'm bad at cooking. I'm here to share my terrible experiences in fast food.

 

I'll be a judge

 

I'd also like to do food reviews for the new products I try

like this one:


this is the best marshmallow I have ever had and it's because it's not made from processed bullshit. so good. 10/10

 

I have to lose a lot of weight before May 2018 so I can't participate in this deliciousness.

 

I need to drop some, too.

No more food for me

 

You have to participate, Erin. I'm not taking no as an answer.

So far we have:

Competitors:
Yours Truly
@Ken
@dadbolt
@coleslawed
@Anthony_D'Elia
@ChaseTx
@ChiliTacos

@Mr. Serotonin you in?

Judges:
@iCarly Rae Jepsen right? Though I think microwaved popcorn quesadilla should automatically make you a competitor
@angrycandy
@Dirty Sanchez you want in on this?
@CobraKidJon

Also, we need more ladies. There are enough male chefs.

 

I'll be very damn judgemental.

 

Or you can compete. I couldn't tell from your no eating stance if that would hinder your ability to cook.

 

watching twin peaks and all I want right now is cake and pie.

 

Signature Crafted
wtf McDonalds stop trying to be fancy

 

McDonald's can do wtf it wants

 

I was literally just reading this week an article about how the McDonald's CEO said that the "high-end" menu items offered at McDonald's have all been poor sellers, and that they were going to start focusing on selling food as cheaply as possible instead. Then this comes out. The whiplash is real.

 

Sell my damn bbq crunch wraps again, you McDonald piece of shits.

Or even chicken selects, you McDonald trash fire.

 

It's kind of astonishing to me that McDonald's has not had to really change to remain successful. I mean I guess there's something to be said about consistency. Like what was the last item they added to the menu? Those southern chicken sandwiches?

Sometimes I wish they'd just go off the rails like all of their fast food brethren and put out a new sideshow attraction every month.