Food • Page 948

It's not open til May :[

 

:( Lame! Well, we also had some great raw seafood at Benjamin's.

 

Looks really good. I make my Cuban a little differently. Carnitas, prosciutto, emmental cheese, dijon & sriracha, dill pickles, pan de agua.

 

I've been cooking with cast iron for a year now and I think I'm getting pretty good.

 

looks great!

 

Once a week in college, I would go over to my friend and her girlfriend's house to drink copious amounts of booze, grill out and watch the newest The L Word episode. Friend decided she wanted to try beer chicken or whatever it's called so we stuck them in the whole chicks and put them on the grill. We went to play guitar hero and by that time I am WASTED FACE.

There was one chicken for each person and we fixed our plates and sat around the supper table eating. My knife wouldn't work so i got a bigger one and I'm standing up sawing the shit out of this chicken.

I felt the knife starting to slide in and KABOOOOOOOM, I forgot to take the fucking beer out of the chicken and it exploded everywhere. We were crying and laughing so hard.

 

this is probably my favorite pizza ever.
Chicken, Bacon, Ranch, with dill & kale microgreens.
my body longs for that flavor for days afterward, or whenever I think about it.

 

Lemon poppyseed muffins tho

 

I've just been informed that I can break a frozen pizza in half before cooking. I've wasted so much in my lifetime. I feel so stupid for not knowing was an option.

 

you can also put some in the fridge after cooking to eat later.

 

That's what I used to do but it would sit in the fridge before going in the trash because no one would eat it. I have to say, this method is way better. Snap that pie down the middle and you have two fresh, crispy halves. The second half won't go bad, either.

 

it does seems pretty genius. but pizza going bad is not a problem i've ever encountered.
this is my life's motto

 

I pulled a Joey from Friends tonight. Took his advice and ordered a garden salad but also a side plate of fries. Then my friend's kid tried to reach across the table to take one, not asking or anything. Just a sudden grab. Who knew my reflexes were so fast cause I grabbed that arm before he could even reach my plate. Don't mess with my fries!!

I did give him some tho, but only when I decided I was too full to eat anymore lol

 

Looking at the last car in a long drive-thru line and thinking, "are you that desperate for the food, you poor bastard?"
Being the last car in the line thinking, "fuuuck, I guess we're waiting."

 

Just incase someone is wondering, Pop Tart wrappers stick to your wall like someone kinda magic.

 

The Poptart's soul stays in the foil. It returns to the pastry once it's toasted and buttered.

 

Found these. Smh. As if the originals weren't bad enough.

 

I might actually go for those.

 

why wouldn't you just get sour patch watermelon?

 

Bought a 9 pack of Peeps on a whim and ate 2. Bought 2lbs of Sour Patch last night and they'll probably be gone by Monday morning.

 

this is so upsetting

did you set it on fire?

 

Yes. The whole Walmart actually.

 

it's for the best...

 

Chinese or Tacos