Food • Page 857

already said I'd try it

 

I just don't see how adding a little butter is going to make poptarts moist and delicious all of a sudden? It's not popcorn... it's not even fresh bread. It's... poptarts. I'm tempted to try it... it just seems... wrong. idk.

I don't get it.

 

I think they're pranking us " haha you actually buttered it"

 

I can't keep up with the thread.

Tag me when you try it, I want to hear your opinion.

 

haha I have that thought every time they bring it up

 

Sort of like a chorus.fm version of punk'd? Who plays Ashton Kutcher? @dadbolt or @oldjersey ?

 

People actually used to tell me I look like Ashton sooooooooooo I meannnnnnnnnnnn

 

I'm Dax Shepherd

 

I was traumatized in preschool when they dyed our milk, eggs, and ham green to celebrate Dr. Suess.

 

When was the last time someone said that?

I'm Wilmer Valderrama... oh wait... this isn't yo momma.

 

Ahh once I stopped having longish hair. I'm still gorgeous.

 

I believe it!

 

I get Maggie Grace and I think a few ppl here think we look similar but I don't see it at all. I definitely do not run like her haha

 

The crazy bread is alright, I guess. Probably the only other acceptable thing there. The regular pizza and wings are both really bad. Deep dish is surprisingly good. The bread bites with cheese and bacon and shit are probably not terrible, but I haven't had them.

 

Of course, but that doesn't taste like ACTUAL strawberries!

I'd like to take credit for it but I wouldn't feel right about doing so

I posted pics to prove it!

 

Also I'm sad that we haven't had any food porn posted today. We've been killing it all week until today

 

oh, mine tastes like actual strawberries. I rinse, rough chop, and then puree about 5 strawberries for each glass of milk. I take the pureed strawberries, add a touch of simple syrup, Tahitian vanilla, and a sprig of mint, let that simmer gently until slightly thickened, then strain the mixture through a fine mesh sieve, chill the strawberry mixture on a bed of ice in a glass container, then when the strawberry mixture is very cold, I drizzle it into a glass of whole milk while stirring, almost like making a vinaigrette. Serve immediately. I do none of this

 

I was about to give you serious praise. That milk recipe sounds delish and I do NOT drink milk.

 

I know haha it's utterly insane to go through all of that to make a glass of strawberry flavored milk. Maybe I'll get really stoned and try it some wintry morning in the early spring.

 

Good lord, was gonna say that's an awful lot of fucking work for strawberry milk

 

Haha Touche. That gives new meaning but also... Hell yeah, way sexy

 

I read this in a very sensual way with very soulful background music

 

that's the way to drink it too