Food • Page 854

so interesting

 

This employee at Chipotle was saying guac was free last night but they still charged me at the register. I knew she was lying haha.

 

You know what? You're all right.
I grew up eating them like this. They have to be plain, though, not frosted. It gets weird when the butter mixes with the frosting.

 

A real mans poptart

 

I mean, I don't see any issue with buttering them. I usually don't, mainly because I don't think they need it or even really elevate it that much.

I've never done this, but it just dawned on me that maybe melting a slice of cheese on one wouldn't be that crazy/bad either. Like apple pie with cheese.

 

this one might send @Spencer Control completely over the edge

 

boy what the fuck is wrong with you

 

The only thing you should be putting on a pop tart is whatever else is in the trash can it should be sitting in

 

Thanks for mentioning cheese on Apple pie because that's the only way I eat it and my wife thinks it's disgusting and doesn't believe me that is an actual thing that people do.

Then again I use American cheese

 

holy shit lol

 

Literally in my head I was thinking "the only way this gets worse is they say they use American cheese"
Shit isn't for human consumption

 

I bought some of those vanilla latte poptarts





and they're fucking awful

 

Like I said, I've never done it... and I probably wouldn't... ESPECIALLY with American fuckin' cheese.

The thought just popped (pun intended) into my head because of the apple pie thing that some *cough* Colby *cough* people do.

 

How did you even come up with this monstrosity?

 

To be fair my dad would do it, so I learned it from him.

Honestly though cheese on Apple pie IS a thing, maybe a southern thing but STILL A THING!


LASTLY, I'm really living up to my name here I kinda like it

 

Denied and disavowed

 

No, he's right. Cheese on apple pie is definitely a thing. I can't/won't argue in favor of it, but there are restaurants that will serve it that way. It's real.

 

it's a thing




never subjected myself to it tho

 

It's a thing but with cheddar which often goes with apples

 

Thanks guys

 

I think I'm gonna make this my wallpaper

 

I haven't seen any Pop Tart or Oreo flavors that sounded bad to me. Then again I rarely buy either out of fear I will become a jellyman

 

Colby is microwaving kraft singles on to pies he bought from the piggly wiggly

 

Freeze your Strawberry Milkshake Poptarts. Thank me later.