Food • Page 716

Voila, you've burnt your house down.

 

I don't bake at all, but I've been looking forward to December as a chance to get real cozy and try baking a bunch for my roommates. Classes ended yesterday so I began my journey by making giant peanut butter cookies with chocolate chips and ice cream on top.



Today I'm making those multi coloured festive Rice Krispies squares. December is cool

 

Renters Insurance

 

Baking is a stress reliever for me. Lucky for neighbors and coworkers bc I give it away.

 

Buddy, that ice cream is on the side

 

I wish cooking was a stress relief for me and not a source of stress

imagining it's like this for you

 

This chicken turns off the part of my brain that tells me to stop eating or I'll get sick.

 

That's why I bake instead of cook. I can't multitask and with baking you pretty much focus on one thing.

 

Only for that moment. I wanted you to be able to see the cheeky look in his eye

 

I gave a piece to my roommates dog, who hasn't begged in seven years, and she is weeping at my feet for me to give her more.

 

On the left = gross

On the right = my idea of heaven

 

that's the biggest wiener I've sever seen

that's what she said before you pervs can say it

 

Making pork chile verde and avocado salad and taking pictures for @Ken and I's blog.

 

Who likes infographics

 

Not only that, but it's like one tablespoon of ice cream

A proper portion is a half pint minimum

 

Beautiful

 

I didn't want to smother him

 

Fuck Cheese wiz. Other than that those burgers are dope.

 

Yeah I'm increasingly anti liquid cheese of any kind, except queso as a dip

 

A pulled pork burger seems like too much to taste everything

 

It's so good.

 

it isn't! one of my favorite restaurants has a brisket burger with brisket, patty, cheese, a special relish and bbq sauce and it's so good

 

I'm gonna PM you my address, send one to me please.

 

All of those are obvious except PB&J. Fuck that. I continue to contend that it's disgusting.