Food • Page 714

I'm pretty confident it would take all of 20 minutes after I die for my cats to decide to eat me.

 

Lol that was what I was gunna originally post but wasn't sure it was cool. Was gunna say "Just die in you house and wait for your pets to get hungry" lmao.
I did hear cats actually sometimes check to see if ppl are dead when they're sleeping just to make sure lol.

 

when were u there?! i just got back from there on monday

 

I got in Tuesday afternoon! And left yesterday. How was your trip?

 

It was great!

 

Absolutely no chill.

 

BAM

 

better content pls

 

i have a friend that is borderline addicted to ketchup to the point as a gag he stole a heinz ketchup bottle from a diner and will always grab 45-373 packets of ketchup at any fast food place and eat them en route to anywhere lmao.

I like ketchup but.... it's not that serious lmao.

 

oh so you know @oldjersey

 

close enough region wise lol.

mine is an angry BS artist loud mouth short mechanic italian lol.

 

oh so you know @oldjersey

 

i aint gunna lie this notification confused the shit out of me for a second (shoutout to dads bday drinking/smoking) i thought it was the prior post twice lol.

mine is a long islander, but ill tip my cap to the game you're playing atm lol

 

dadbolt is on fire today

 

hahaha

have fun celebrating your old man's bday. sounds like you're doing it right

 

I've been eating so much lately. Physical labor is fucking exhausting and I just gobble up everything in sight

 

I had a calzone for dinner, @Laura would approve or at least her hubby Ben Wyatt

 

Did someone say calzones

 

calzones are always worthy of appreciation +like

 

I usually make balanced meals but these past couple of days I've been eating like a poor college kid.

 

Real funny guy dadbolt is

 

ramen & hot sauce memories

the days where a peanut butter & jelly sandwich felt like water after days without lol

 

u babe

 

Friday is pizza night

I'm so exhausted

 

Thank you for recognizing that I'm Leslie Knope, Ian!