Food • Page 680

Every time we get into talking about preparing complex dishes or food I've never heard of I feel very insufficient

 

I'm trying to help you. I want your food to make my food look like .

 

I literally only microwave food don't worry

 

It probably wouldn't be ideal to microwave other things

 

how are you supposed to dry off cats and babies?

 

Put em over the fire

 

Sorry Laura I didn't mean it I won't put cats over fires

 

by the way these are old urban legends don't want anyone thinking I'm a sick fuck
Microwaved Baby
The Microwaved Pet

 

I'll be 100% real..I don't like you @oldjersey. You're antagonistic in almost every thread you post in. I might be making it weird and might be banned from this thread but I'm not sweating it.

 

Thats okay. Not everyone likes me. But most people do.

 

Why would you get banned? jc

 

I didn't mean literally banned. I meant I might be exiled by the people in this thread.

 

I'm very playful and sarcastic. Most people understand that. I guess not everyone.

 

Should i go for oyster stew or oysters rockafeller, fried, and casino? Raw are mandatory.

 

Fuck you Ken

 

Rockafeller

 

oysters rockafeller skank

 

So... do we need to turn the car around?

 

I can never decide.. it's cold and rainy and i rarely get stew

 

I'm trying

 

When it rains, I want to eat gulasz

 

I read this as "gulags" and I was really confused.

 

Jokes can't end well on this one

 

I wasn't even going the joke route. I literally just read it wrong and was hella confused.