Food • Page 667

i think birthday cake is vanilla

 

Yeah and brownie batter is chocolate

 

Funfetti is only for winners.

 

yo i also shovel those hot cheetos into my body so fast they enter orbit leaving it. fucking awesome

 

shh don't tell anyone I've eaten it

 

For @dadbolt

 

Going to my favorite restaurant in the country tonight. Beyond excited.

 

I'm gonna eat two thanksgiving dinners, one at work and then one when I get home from work at 8. I ain't mad.

Thanksgiving dinner is at my house.. even though I work 12 hours.. so I will come home to a cold, picked over meal, however, will still be delicious

I'm gonna eat like 2 lbs of green bean casserole I swear

 

have fun at Red Lobster

 

How did you know it wasn't Taco Bell?

 

Holy shit I am actually laughing hahahahaa

 

the combination pizza hut taco bell and red lobster

 

I'm getting the cheddar bay biscuits, the ultimate feast, 4 grilled xxl stuft burritos, and an extra large bacon stuffed crust meat lovers pizza.

 

I just reported my own post for gluttony.

 

I feel that some of you would be good at food fan fiction.

 

Wait what is food fan fiction?

 

What do you mean "would"?

I mean...Yeah you're right.

I definitely don't have a Chorus food fanfiction.

 

Tomorrow I'll be eating lobster!

And no, not at Red Lobster.

 

Lobster is the best. Especially not at Red Lobster.

 

what if Harry Styles was married to a taco

 

Did I just invent something..? Gotta patent that shit.

 

Don't google it.

 

I don't like or know harry potter at all. Normally your gifs are great, but this is completely confusing to me haha.