Food • Page 546

Oh, man. Do you think you would just immediately be drunk after that? Like it would just hit you immediately?

No, I was being magnanimous.

 

@AelNire that milk stout is probably delicious. Left Hand Milk Stout is once of my favorite beers

 

Well stick to being petty and ignorant!

 

I want an empire of sweet potato

Sweet potatoes have been my favorite since I was tiny, of course my Meme makes it with a ton of sugar and butter

 

I worked at a bar that served Left Hand Milk Stout over Well's Banana Bread Beer and it was glorious.

Y'know, Jersey, I've been perfectly pleasant to you. Nobody would call Justice Beaver petty or ignorant. You're just being hurtful and I hope you can look back and discover why you are filled with so much anger.

 

That's cause i'm the only one who can see right through you. You don't wanna know where I been sonny. And I sure as hale don't wanna look back at it either.


(Boy i'm weird today)

 

Which meme? Tea sipping Kermit?

 

Hi weird I'm dad

 

It's weird today, dad, get it right.

 

Let's work through this anger, Jersey. I'm sorry you feel this way about me, if I've done anything to provoke it I am sincerely sorry.

Do you think, perhaps, this may have something to do with all the shitty ketchup and sweet potatoes you've been eating? Perhaps their high sugar content is causing you to crash and become grumpy.

Just a thought. I look forward to discussing this in an orderly and respectful fashion.

 

sweet potato fries + ketchup, also acceptable.

 

I don't give into passive aggression paddle tail

 

Now, now, Jersey. There's no room in this discourse for derogatory rhetoric like this. I expect better from you.

I forgive you but let's try to channel this bottled up anger into something more productive.

 

Vlogs

 

new dad who dis

 

I endorse this

 

Ima slab ketchup all over them sweet potato fries.

 

I definitely remember hearing about this

 

Probably would take a minute but not nearly as fast as those teenage girls who were soaking their tampons in vodka and inserting them to get drunk at school. TRUE STORY

 

@AelNire I admire their innovative spirit

 

I will definitely be eating crab for dinner today

I deserve to get to celebrate

 

Does not compute.

 

my favorite hockey team released their own beer and I want it so bad but it seems like it's a bay area exclusive.

 

Good. It's nasty.

 

I ordered a burger and was just handed a bottle of ketchup

Does this person KNOW who I AM