Food • Page 507

think the guy in front of me in line at Taco Bell just told the cashier his name was Meg Ryan. I choose to believe he did because it makes my fucking day.

 

For some reason the social interaction of being asked my name at a restaurant is anxiety inducing. Like when I go to a restaurant and they want my name to put down while we are waiting I never know if I should say my first or last name. And like at Taco Bell it's definitely my first name but for some reason I always get weird about saying my name.

I'm weird.

 

Same, always feel like I'll fail that somehow

 

I once ate lunch next to Meg Ryan and she didn't even fake an orgasm

 

I always use my last name because the person working the front of a red lobster thought i said my name was dick one time

 

noodles and company for lunch, i guess. meh.

 

A special woman is cooking lunch for me today

Maybe you've heard of her, her name is Wendy

 

what's she making you? i'd ask for some baconator fries.

 

A gourmet baconator does sound appealing

 

I find it really fucking weird that they put mayo and ketchup on the Baconator. What a terrible combination.

 

Bacon has no fucking business near ketchup

 

Gonna try that In-N-Out ripoff from Carl's Jr for lunch, being 3 hours and 14 minutes away from the nearest In-N-Out makes me desperate. Red Robins ripoff is adequate, but don't have time for that.

 

BARF

BARF

BARF

I will forever use Tom Dedong.

I once heard a guy say "Ditch the zero and get with a hero" to a girl in line behind me. The cashier high-fived him. /leftfield

 

mayo & ketchup is an acceptable combo.

other acceptable uses of ketchup:
baked on meatloaf
mixed with sriracha for use on fries or burgers

 

this why you the realest mf on here

 

what constitutes an in n out ripoff?

 

Mainly the whole american cheese, thousand island, grilled onion combo. Carl's Jr. calls theirs the "California Classic" which to me at least is an obvious reference to In-N-Out. Red Robins is the Tavern Double which is a little less obvious, until you realize they have "Tavern Fries" which is fries covered in grilled onions, thousand island, and american cheese.

 

Fuck, man. I miss In-N-Out..

 

BRB, making some ketchup bacon right now

 

Why'd you have to go ruin the good thing we had going?

 

I dip bacon in ketchup. Come at me haterz.

 

...I'm going to go make some bacon. Need.

 

I only function in broken relationships

 

you are a monster and a valued member of this community.