Food • Page 506

have you tried putting them in the oven?

 

I'll high fructose corn SEErup you l8r h8r

 

nope. is that something i need to try?

 

Haha idk. Someone in here was saying that baking chips ahoy was some next level shit the other day

 

I feel like a proud dad rn

Oh wait

 

I hate that I laughed so loudly at this.

My coworker asked what was so funny and there is no feasible way I can explain this without sounding stupid.

Thanks for that.

 

"I'm laughing at an idiot on the internet. He says some real stupid shit"

Solved

 

Chips Ahoy are the disappointing step child of Oreos.

 

I said this. Nearly 20 minutes from the laugh. Making it devoid of context. Now things are weirder than when I was just laughing.

Need further instructions.

 

Peanut butter Oreos are godly.

 

chewy chips ahoy are just awful. the regular ones are pretty good.

 

Oreos and Chips Ahoy cannot be compared

Oreos are like the Taco Bell of the cookie world in a way: You never get Taco Bell when you want fast food tex-mex, you get Taco Bell when you want Taco Bell. Oreos are the same way, they are their own entity beyond the cookie realm.

There is one key difference though: Oreos are legendary. They are the alpha and omega, and none can reign supreme over them.

Chips Ahoy are just fast food cookies, Oreos...Oreos are Oreos.

All hail.

 

very well written, very insightful, thank u

 

I think they can be correlated in that Chips Ahoy also tried to make all sorts of spin offs but they were all just as shitty as the original shitty chips ahoy. Chewy chips ahoy are decent but yeah. Fuck chips ahoy.

 

We have our worship services on Sundays

 

Very good point and I can see and agree with that

 

yeah, whereas when oreos try all the spin offs, they're usually delicious

 

Sorry thats when @Dirty Sanchez holds his tom dedong praise and worship

 

1 Corinthians 3

^24 And the Lord said: There are but two cookies before us, but we shall see fit to unify them. ^25 Whether ordinary or Double Stuf, we shall see these cookies fit to be devoured by our Peoples. ^26 And so Nabisco began to work, and the Lord saw that It was good.

 

Ded

 

You're killin it today jbeavs

"My social skills need some serious work"

Wait until the end of the day to tell them

 

I said this, too, as soon as I read it. One of my coworkers laughed but she seemed nervous. What am I doing wrong? I think maybe I should have tried to work these things into conversation instead of just blurting them out, but who knows.

Please advise.

 

You didn't see my last edit. Don't say anything until you're leaving work then say the last thing again.

Then jump up and click your heels and run away.

 

Oh no. The damage has been done. Hopefully repeating myself as I'm leaving and then doing that sweet jump move will mitigate some of the damage I've done to relations with my coworkers.

Thanks for everything.

 

trust me it will work