Food • Page 380

i've seen most of frasier, but not even one episode of cheers

 

I skip the tomato on nothing because it is the best part of everything

 

I want so badly to be angry at you but we just bonded so I'mma let this slide.

 

San Pellegrino sparkling fruit beverages are my new thing. So damn good. Prickly pear, blood orange, and clementine are my favorite flavors so far.

 

You fancy huh?

 

I never tried them until I started stealing them from the hotel I worked for... so yes, I suppose so.

 

Oh shit now you talking bout all the fancy hotels you stay in.

Settle down, Ken.

 

They wouldn't let me sleep there.

 

Cause of all the women and the partying. You have no time to sleep.

 

Why pay for a room when we can just bang on a housekeeper's cart in storage room?

 

Stealing is a crime, though less so than a1 sauce

 

Damnnnnn.

Ken knows how to party.

 

All I wanted to do was talk about the glory of san pellegrino and look what happened.

 

I'd just like to take this moment to thank everyone who got me to the "I LOVE IT" trophy and the sweet, sweet 30 points it added to my internet score.

I'd especially like to thank @AelNire who consistently has the best opinions, @ChaseTx who provides the foil to my lovable antics, @Matt and @Ken who chose to use real names so I'm constantly mixing them up, @dhayes and @ChiliTacos for the quality content, @iCarly Rae Jepsen for tricking me into thinking he was a woman, and @TheWater(s) whose opinions suck but makes my yelling seem more coherent in comparison.

Truly this is a special moment for all of us.

 

This is fucked up

 

I found a taco truck in a Grocery Outlet parking lot yesterday and I can't wait to go back today and bask in its glory once more today.

 

Also I plan on killing a beaver today. How's that for justice biiiiiiiiiiih

 

Yo a beaver would fuck you up.

You can't fight a beaver. It would bitch smack you with its tail and then gnaw your arm off with those giant fucking front teeth.

 

Damn look at this one, it learned how to use a bazooka. How you gonna fight that?

 

Does this look like a face you wanna fuck with?

 

Seen it

 

I am honored @Justice Beaver

 

Who is Justice Beaver

 

some fancy elitist snob who prefers lox to smoked salmon.