Food • Page 305

Things can be gross and amazing


In bed

 

Things can be gross and amazing with that pizza in bed.

 

Look I fuck wit pizza but I don't fuck pizza

 

Uh, I don't know what you're talking about. I just meant the wife and I would eat pizza in bed, watch romantic comedies, and wipe our hands on the sheets.

 

I finally understand Netflix and chill if it involves pizza

 

I totally meant we'd have sex with the pizza.

 

DON'T RUIN PIZZA FOR ME!

 

Yeah I guess I'm mainly referring to Sara Lee/wonderbread/etc.
I would never disrespect brownie edges. That's the only reason I eat brownies. That stuff towards the middle is merely a bonus.

 

Is there anything this motherfucker doesn't ruin?

 

Motherfucker is eating his pizza backwards he must not be elected.

 

I'm guessing that's an ad for Pizza Hut stuffed crust from the 90s

 

Now hold on, it might be stuffed crust

 

Come on yall stuffed crust or not you don't eat pizza backwards

 

You shouldn't be eating pizza lousy enough that it requires more cheese in its crust to entice you.

 

True. If he is going crust first, he should at least start from a corner so he is still getting pizza. And all you should be taking is a bite, then back to the normal pizza procedure.

 

It's a commercial for a new fast food gimmick give him a break

I mean don't really give him a break but this is one thing that's probably not his fault

 

pizza hut stuffed crust was my favorite pizza as a kid

 

What about now?

 

♪ It's been a while ♪ but I would definitely like to try it again for the memories

 

It might ruin those memories.

 

You're killing me, Ken.

 

Had a pack of pretzels and cat vom dip. Delicious cat vom. Much like hummus.