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#neverendpieces

 

In that case I think only because no one else wanted them and I felt bad

 

They aren't. You probably like the cinnamon roll baked on the edge too, don't you?

 

I am definitely not living a life where I get fresh cinnamon rolls, only cinnabon for me

 

Maybe you should be.

 

The best! Orange rolls are a close second!

I literally eat almost a whole tube of those anytime we make them haha!

 

Have you had the mini bites? Those are my favorite. I can eat that whole thing without blinking. So soft and delicious.

 

Never heard of those!

 

Fun story, my wife used to always take the middle roll. Now that my marriage has failed I can have it, so at least I've got that going for me!

 

It'll change your life.

 

Growing up, this was a source of great contention between me, my brother, and my father. Usually the person who got the middle had one less cinnamon roll over all.

 

Speaking of middle...it drives me absolutely crazy when my wife will make a casserole or something like that and she'll be the first one to take some right? She goes directly for the center, like really?! Who fucking does that?!

 

Objectively speaking the edges are worse

 

I don't know how you manage. That's not right. With savory things, I sometimes prefer the edges.

 

This is the first step

 

It's not even about that really. It's the fact that you have this nice full casserole in front of you and your thought is to go for the middle? But I guess it's because she doesn't like things tasting burnt and sometimes the edges get too done but still pick around it!

 

I get free wings and beer after work. That'll be so tight.

 

Oh yeah. That's why I said "that's not right." She must be skilled at taking the middle out.

 

Had some amazing wings at my local wing place last night

 

Case in point.

 

Watch yourself, Ken.

 

That's not my cup of tea. Or pizza.

 

Little Caesar's is the king of crappy pizza and that gross bacon edged pizza is amazing.

 

Wait. What?