Food • Page 297

It's the pounds of salt

 

i feel like they stopped existing after i turned 13 it's the only explanation

 

I used to eat Poptarts all the time for breakfast at work. Washed it down with a Starbucks Frap.

I ate that combination last week and it's like someone put a bomb in my stomach. I've had Fraps since then and everything was fine, so the only culprit is the Poptart. My body says no and I must listen.

 

It might have just been a coincidence. You'd better eat another package of a more intense flavour (A&W Root Beer, Birthday Cake etc.) to be sure

 

Lol I used to drink a 32oz soda with a bag of peach rings and the last time I did it I think I could literally feel my teeth rotting out

 

It's happened more than once. Brown sugar was the only flavor I'd eat.

It's the irony that hurts the most.

 

I need to try the root beer one

 

Toaster strudels > pop tarts anyways

 

I don't give a shit what anyone says, Toaster Strudels are too complicated. I want to open a bag and eat. Not toast, retoast, retoast, burn, toss, retoast, retoast, frost, run out of frosting, and only eat one.

 

Pop-Tarts always. Fuck a Toaster Strudel.

 

toaster strudels are tight. so are pop tarts. but both are awful for you.

 

when they're dissing toaster strudels

 

Oh my god it's David Blaine!

 

Triscuits are traaaaash

fuck
outta
here

oh my..

 

None of the above.

 

Skipped breakfast like a fool. Here we go.

 

My grocery store had plantains for 4 for a dollar and I bought them cause I was like why not. Turns out plantains are pretty fucking awesome.

 

Pan fry those suckers

 

OH I DID.

 

I need a deep fryer.

 

I've got a deep fryer, it's awesome.

 

I would deep fry everything.

 

That's why you shouldn't get one.

 

Plus then your whole house or apartment will smell like a deep fryer... and that is not a good thing.