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Here's the thing about champagne: It's always great and stop giving me more OJ than champagne in my mimosa if u like ur life.

 

I like to double fist red wine and a pilsner

 

Red wine is best wine. That's why "Red Red Wine" was such a popular song

 

Mimosas are the best thing about brunch, and there's a lot of competition.

 

When I walk into a brunch place and there is a sign that says "unlimited mimosa's for $10" my first words to the server is


"Haha you fucked up"

 

Yeah, I only want a splash of OJ in my champ.

Also, I've come around to Bloody Marys recently. The spicier, the better.

 

Hahaha, same. My friend sent me his receipt one time after brunch, and he easily had over 20 mimosas listed on there. I actually think I'm underestimating

 

Love Bloody Marys

 

Especially when the restaurant goes all out and puts like a mini burger and bacon and shit as a garnish. Then it's a badass drink AND a meal.

 

Here's the thing about alcohol: It's all good and if it's cheap or being offered in say a "Unlimited" amount or a "bucket of beers" or "shots with a cheap beer for $2" I'm going to drink it and I'm going to drink a lot of it and I am going to run the risk of my wife not loving me anymore after the decisions i make after consuming all of it.

 

Yeah, it's awesome if that's what you mean.

 

Me and my rm went to brunch once with unlimited mimosas and I thought they'd kinda skimp or not come around too much but nope! They had someone who's job is to just walk around with a pitcher and refill everyone's glasses

 

I've never seen unlimited alcohol anywhere

 

The best night of my life (excluding my wedding....I guess) was when a bar was going out of business and for 20 bucks you could drink all night. Legit mistake on their part so many people were so fucked up but I also don't think they cared because they would be gone the next morning. I had like a 3 day hangover.

 

I used to live next to a bar that did $10 AYCD (domestic beer and rail mixers) and it was so dangerous.

 

Whoaaaa, that really is SUPER dangerous, hahaha.

 

The funny thing is that their led sign outside still says "$10 AYCD Every Saturday" but they won't honor it anymore. They say "yeah we don't know how to change our sign" haha bullshit.

 

Hahaha. They're trying to say that's the first thing they put on their sign? They just want all of the customers without actually honouring the deal

 

I had a guy buy me 10 whiskey shots in a row once and that night I fell so hard on my knees, face, and almost knocked my front teeth out. My sister was laying beside me when I woke up the next morning crying bc I couldn't remember what happened and was in so much pain. She said I tried to run and hit an uneven place on the sidewalk and flew like 2 ft and skidded on my face. The whole left side of my face was skint off and I was embarrassed to be in public. I'm suprised I didn't get alcohol poisoning. I have a pic somewhere but I can't find it.

 

I can finally contribute to this thread.

I have had the vaunted Mac'n'Cheetos. My review follows:

Smell: Hot Cheetos. I wish that I could stress just how disconcerting of a smell this is. Cheetos on their own smell innocuous and so you might think that a hot Cheeto would be equally as inoffensive. You would be wrong. I also want to say that they smelled wet which might not make sense but just trust me.

Consistency: Like a harder mozzarella stick. The outside held up pretty well. The inside was hot and soft (that's what she said). Basically what you would expect.

Taste: The outside tastes faintly of a Cheeto. The wet smell helps with that. The breading wasn't too heavy as tends to happen with fast food fried options which I guess was a pleasant surprise. The inside was the fake cheese taste any child growing up with Kraft Macaroni and Cheese knows well. You know when you are making Kraft Mac'n'Cheese and you dump the cheese packet in and sometimes it clumps? The inside of the Mac'n'Cheeto tastes like a very large clump of that cheese. It's... okay.

Packaging: Orange as fuck.

Intangibles: Honestly, the worst part of this experience was being a grown man and saying "I'd like an order of Mac'n'Cheetos" into a drive thru microphone. No, that's a lie, the worst part was the smell. Also, the inside of the Mac'n'Cheeto is not mac'n'cheese even by it's loosest definition. There are no discernible macaroni parts. Only cheese. Correction: only collected wet clumps of cheese dust.

Overall: I mean, I'm not upset about eating the Mac'n'Cheetos. I probably would never order them again but it was worth the novelty I guess. Plus, I got to write this review and waste time at work so that's nice.

Rating: 1 Oreo, 1 Pad of butter, and 1 Twinkie out of 5 things you shouldn't deep fry.

 

Oh my god. I can't believe you actually took all of them. That's some hardcore commitment

 

Not to mention the drinks I'd had beforehand. If I tried to drink like that now I would definitely die.

 

There's a little hole in the wall place by my house that does a AYCE brunch buffet with unlimited mimosas for like $11. The best part is they just leave a bottle of champagne and OJ up at the buffet bar and you can serve yourself. It's truly insane. They cater to more of a "senior" crowd so it's kind of low key, but I don't mind getting day drunk with some old people.

 

I worked at a restaurant that had unlimited mimosas for 18 dollars. You could basically drink a bottle of champagne for 18 dollars as long as you could stomach also drinking the equivalent of a bottle of orange juice as well. That's a lot of orange juice.

 

Let me ask ya this: How many of you are drunk right now?