Food • Page 1009

Update: found menu for italian restaurant because i know someone who has the owner on fb. She says he is a dick but makes great food. I am now excited.

Also, sometimes I forget I'm an adult and can eat whenever I want. Sometimes it's midnight and I'm hungry but I'm like darn I can't eat rn. BUT I CAN.

 

I'm gonna turn into a watermelon. It's hard to be single and eat it before it goes bad so I've given some to my coworkers.

 

$1 Oysters
2NITE

 

That sounds like food poisoning is in your future. I'm superstitious about you're not supposed to eat them unless it's an R month.

 

I eat them every month haha

 

It's weird bc everyone is at the beach in the summer which oysters are perfect for. May, June, July are the only months without an R, weird.

 

I always forget is it Raugust or Augurst?

 

Fuck you, Ian.

FUCK

YOU

 

All I want is bread and I don't have any

 

OH MY GOD, WHY!? You can't see this and NOT get hungry!

 

The burger and the sandwich look fucking unreal.

 

I hate chicken breast, yet here I am.

 

sorry, i hadn't been by my grandmas in a minute. here's her recipe:



edit: since it doesn't specify...spoonful sizes of dough on yr cookie sheet. enjoy!

 

Can your grandma mail me some?

 

no

 

Would she be able to mail me some

 

stop flirting with Derek's grandma

 

yes






































not

 

Thanks!

 

"mail them some cookies"

 

Da fuq did I do?

 

I've always had a way with Grannies

 

wut

 

jeez

 

He wanted the butter candy