“Today on Ken’s Table, this broccoli tastes like shit because I mixed cumin and cinnamon by mistake.”
Nicole actually gets pissed off at me fairly frequently because I trash my food so much. I always find faults and I always think the presentation is garbage. The rare times I don't, I get around 0 likes on the gram. Then I'm upset about that lol. I'm sure you would crush it.
"Today I'm going to review how I feel eating this lemon pepper chicken while thinking about child abduction"