Food Dominance: The Drunk Delicacy Decathlon • Page 4

Discussion in 'Polls Forum' started by Shrek, Oct 11, 2017.

  1. AelNire

    @RiotGrlErin Prestigious

    I want to try Jack in the Box just once to see why ppl talk shit about it. Seems to me like a drunk person's dream menu.
     
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  2. angrycandy

    trust is such an arrogant thing Prestigious

    I don't get it either. I was lucky enough to have it once and I really enjoyed it. I think it just comes to down to the people that have it are used to it so it's easier for them to talk shit about it.
     
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  3. angrycandy

    trust is such an arrogant thing Prestigious

    so pizza should probably be barred from all future polls

    just a thought
     
  4. Shrek

    leave the loop, walk the maze Prestigious

    On the Jack in the Box episode of Doughboys, their guest summed it up perfectly along the lines of "Jack in the Box isn't the place you go because you are craving their tacos or craving their chicken teriyaki bowl, you go there because you're fucked up and it's the only place on earth you can get both".

    So I think you're right on the money lol
     
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  5. Shrek

    leave the loop, walk the maze Prestigious

    yeah i'm bummed that pizza is such a runaway, it's too ubiquitous, everyone likes pizza
     
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  6. Shrek

    leave the loop, walk the maze Prestigious

    what should be next?
    - beverage
    - hard beverage
    - cereal
    - side dish
    - etc etc
     
  7. angrycandy

    trust is such an arrogant thing Prestigious

    you shoulda said Domino's

    would be a lot closer rn
     
  8. angrycandy

    trust is such an arrogant thing Prestigious

    cereal
     
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  9. coleslawed

    Eat Pizza

    whatever it is, i’m voting for pizza.
     
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  10. Kiana

    Goddamn, man child Prestigious

    I dated a guy who worked at Jack in the Box once and he would always bring me mozz sticks or salads and they were so good. They have since discontinued the mozz sticks and I don't like to ask for meatless substitutions and no longer have someone to just do it for me, so I no longer go there. Except for their blood orange fruit coolers O M G I do occasionally go just for that


    I chose fries. I have never been drunk but as soon as anything stressful in my life happens, fries flash across my brain instantly
     
  11. Dog with a Blog

    Prestigious Prestigious

    As long as sandwiches aren’t in the running, I’m okay
     
  12. EmmanuelSCastle

    Trusted

    Waffle House is the best drunk/high food easily. You cannot walk a mile in any direction down here and not encounter a waffle House. Deliciousness plus usefulness. Cookout is a close second bc it's a shit ton of food but not as accessible. Then it's taco Bell or McDonald's breakfast. This is my definitive ranking after the past year plus of intensively vetting my options
     
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  13. AelNire

    @RiotGrlErin Prestigious

    Did you see that WH has food trucks now? I honestly can’t believe it took them so long bc everybody loves the food.
     
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  14. EmmanuelSCastle

    Trusted

    !!!! No I didn't!!!! This is the best news, you've made my entire day honestly
     
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  15. Anthony_

    A (Cancelled) Dork Prestigious

    Yeah I think "local pizza" isn't really fair considering most local places aren't open that late, at least around me (unless you're talking like all-night dollar slice joints in NYC). Dominos would've been a better option for sure.
     
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  16. Shrek

    leave the loop, walk the maze Prestigious

    yeah but i bet you one trillion dollars that if i put domino's, people would've said "domino's is garbage you should've gone with _____"
     
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  17. Ken

    Ken Supporter

    papa j's
     
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  18. Shrek

    leave the loop, walk the maze Prestigious

    my man, i can get down with this take
     
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  19. Anthony_

    A (Cancelled) Dork Prestigious

    At least you didn't go with actual garbage like ______

     
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  20. Ken

    Ken Supporter

    domino's is nasty as hell. I'm sorry. But it's at the clear bottom of my pizza ranking. They "reinvented" their pizzas by dumping extra salt and dried herbs into the sauce and crust and it still is awful.
     
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  21. Shrek

    leave the loop, walk the maze Prestigious

    yeah i agree. i've gotta go dominos <<<<<<<<<< pizza hut << papa johns

    dominos is so bad that they had to create an advertising campaign saying "sorry our pizzas were bad"
     
  22. AelNire

    @RiotGrlErin Prestigious

    I like Domino's thin crust. That Papa John's cheeseburger pizza that is limited edition is goat.

    EDIT: Let's just say that if you hate it I'm going to like it. Same with movies. I don't know what my problem is tbh.
     
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  23. Shrek

    leave the loop, walk the maze Prestigious

    any food that is delivered to me with a bonus pepper in the box gets an automatic reviewer tilt from ol' cam
     
  24. Ken

    Ken Supporter

    hahaha oh wow. for some reason I read your first response as "my man, I CAN'T get down with this take." hahaha the whole time I was thinking we were about to have some epic pizza discussion. your ranking is flawless good sir.
     
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  25. Shrek

    leave the loop, walk the maze Prestigious

    everyone keep a snapshot of this moment in your minds
     
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