First World Problems

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by yourfaveweapon, May 11, 2016.

  1. yourfaveweapon

    just keep your head above; swim.

    I always laugh at the ridiculous first world problems I encounter...come here and post yours for our entertainment when they occur!

    Currently, I forgot to put out my fat free cool whip before I wanted to eat some with my strawberries, so now I am staring at its hard mass willing it to thaw and trying to get some edible smoothness from around the edges. UGH. And yes, this is my breakfast.
  2. Henry

    NYA Moderator

    Having to drive ten minutes for good lunch.
  3. muttley

    "Fuck you, Peaches!" Prestigious

    I can't use my phone when I lie on my left side because my phone cord isn't long enough.
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  5. moderndynamo

    Don't say DevOps to me ever again

    I only get an hour for lunch at my air-conditioned office job. Could reeeallllyyyy use another 30 minutes.
  6. cwhit

    goomba Prestigious

    hi guys, let's brag about our privilege in here!
  7. moderndynamo

    Don't say DevOps to me ever again

    solid post cwhit
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  8. muttley

    "Fuck you, Peaches!" Prestigious

    womp womp
  9. KimmyGibbler

    Everywhere you look... Prestigious

    cwhit hates fun.
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  10. muttley

    "Fuck you, Peaches!" Prestigious

    Sometimes I go online on my phone when I'm already on my computer.
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  11. KimmyGibbler

    Everywhere you look... Prestigious

    I legit do that all the time.
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  12. muttley

    "Fuck you, Peaches!" Prestigious

    I check Instagram or something, then wind up opening Safari. I'll catch myself a few minutes later and think, "What the fuck am I doing?"
  13. Garrett L.

    mi capi Moderator

    I got orange juice on one of my favorite white shirts this morning and the tide to go pen didn't work on it. i did laundry yesterday, and so did mom, so there's literally nothing else in the house to justify a load of laundry for this one shirt.
  14. muttley

    "Fuck you, Peaches!" Prestigious

    I swear, every single time I wear a white shirt I get something on it. It never fails.
  15. Dirty Sanchez

    Prestigious Prestigious

    Waiting for a new Brand New album
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  16. devenstonow


    Twitter's new "While you were away" has ruined Twitter on the computer for me.
  17. Driving2theBusStation


    WTF, this PS4 update is taking FOREVER

    I scratched the side of my Yacht AGAIN

    UGH, I wanted an iphone6s but will have to settle for an Android 5.

    I was a victim of thin privilege today when the Ethiopian village children mocked me for my weight during my three week vacation from google. They're sorta hypocritical as well since they aren't obese like me but still have fat bellies.

    I wanted a rolex but I guess an iwatch will do.
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  18. muttley May 17, 2016
    (Last edited: May 17, 2016)

    "Fuck you, Peaches!" Prestigious

    These shit headphones don't work unless the cord is in just the right position and it pisses me the fuck off like you wouldn't believe.

    edit: i broke them lol
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  19. moderndynamo

    Don't say DevOps to me ever again

    My iPhone takes too long to update
  20. KimmyGibbler

    Everywhere you look... Prestigious

    Got a new work laptop which is great but now I have to remember all my passwords for everything which is annoying.
  21. jump start

    Total ginger. Prestigious

    My boss won't let me install Chrome on my work computer so I'm stuck using Internet Explorer.
  22. Dominick

    Resident Marxist Supporter

    Oh, it's the white people bragging thread. How nice for all of you.
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  23. cwhit

    goomba Prestigious

    so who's going to be the one to call dom out?
  24. moderndynamo

    Don't say DevOps to me ever again

    You apparently
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  25. cwhit

    goomba Prestigious

    hahaha of course you did this after i literally said the same thing earlier (though dom's post is far more important). wanted to see who will jump out of their racist hole first
  26. moderndynamo

    Don't say DevOps to me ever again

    You know me personally you plebeian. Racism is not really my thing.