First World Problems

I always laugh at the ridiculous first world problems I encounter...come here and post yours for our entertainment when they occur!

Currently, I forgot to put out my fat free cool whip before I wanted to eat some with my strawberries, so now I am staring at its hard mass willing it to thaw and trying to get some edible smoothness from around the edges. UGH. And yes, this is my breakfast.

 

Having to drive ten minutes for good lunch.

 

I can't use my phone when I lie on my left side because my phone cord isn't long enough.

 

I only get an hour for lunch at my air-conditioned office job. Could reeeallllyyyy use another 30 minutes.

 

hi guys, let's brag about our privilege in here!

 

solid post cwhit

 

womp womp

 

cwhit hates fun.

 

Sometimes I go online on my phone when I'm already on my computer.

 

I legit do that all the time.

 

I check Instagram or something, then wind up opening Safari. I'll catch myself a few minutes later and think, "What the fuck am I doing?"

 

I got orange juice on one of my favorite white shirts this morning and the tide to go pen didn't work on it. i did laundry yesterday, and so did mom, so there's literally nothing else in the house to justify a load of laundry for this one shirt.

 

I swear, every single time I wear a white shirt I get something on it. It never fails.

 

Waiting for a new Brand New album

 

Twitter's new "While you were away" has ruined Twitter on the computer for me.

 

WTF, this PS4 update is taking FOREVER

I scratched the side of my Yacht AGAIN

UGH, I wanted an iphone6s but will have to settle for an Android 5.

I was a victim of thin privilege today when the Ethiopian village children mocked me for my weight during my three week vacation from google. They're sorta hypocritical as well since they aren't obese like me but still have fat bellies.

I wanted a rolex but I guess an iwatch will do.

 

These shit headphones don't work unless the cord is in just the right position and it pisses me the fuck off like you wouldn't believe.


edit: i broke them lol

 

My iPhone takes too long to update

 

Got a new work laptop which is great but now I have to remember all my passwords for everything which is annoying.

 

My boss won't let me install Chrome on my work computer so I'm stuck using Internet Explorer.

 

Oh, it's the white people bragging thread. How nice for all of you.

 

so who's going to be the one to call dom out?

 

You apparently

 

hahaha of course you did this after i literally said the same thing earlier (though dom's post is far more important). wanted to see who will jump out of their racist hole first

 

You know me personally you plebeian. Racism is not really my thing.