FIFA World Cup 2026: United States, Canada, Mexico • Page 71

Rashford is doing what he does best - dribble into 3 defenders and lose ball. Tuchel knew what he was getting by selecting him, he has a huge catalogue to go back on

 

Rashford is awful

 

Bring on Gordon for one (or both, honestly) of the wingers, and Eze for Rogers. Maybe Watkins too.

 

England's 3rd (?) choice RB getting injured is just grand. Trent sitting at home with a pint I'm sure

 

Bellingham is dragging us through this tournament lol

 

Chalobah at RB

 

Never in doubt.

 

I love Saka but get that man off the pitch, he’s clearly not fit and they triple mark him.

 

Dam burst

 

Why does Djed have a jock strap for his face?

 

We’ve remembered how to score goals

 

The dreaded "goal before the hydration break".

 

He's injured because he plays for Spurs

 

There’s no way that Ghanaian player was offside

 

Amazing delivery on that Ghana goal.

 

lol Jordan Henderson

 

Time to see why Wharton was left at home!

 

Secret Agent Rashford lowering his transfer value match by match

 

And simultaneously, he is the only non-injured right back in the country.

 

Another amazing finish chalked off by a pesky rule

 

Only England could make a fairly routine and comfortable 2-0 win look this bad.

 

Imagine being Harry Kane and having Madueke and Rashford as your wingers. Poor lad.

 

Madueke’s been good since he came on. Easily their best winger tonight I think (not a high bar admittedly), and I tend to take the piss out of him for Arsenal.

 

Currently England will play Senegal. But I think we can also play Paraguay, and Algeria depending on the results?

Just please not Senegal.

 

I think at this point it’s Senegal unless this group round with Portugal produces a third place team, then it might be them.