Favorite Toilet Paper • Page 2

You either come from a family who openly talks about poop or one who only speaks about it in euphemisms. This is for the former.

 

Josh’s parents thought Everyone Poops should’ve been on the banned books list

some say they still do

 

poop is cool

 

butts are fine

 

poop is the coolest

you might even say it’s the shit

 

heh the fart doesn’t fall far from the butt

 

easily my least popular thread/poll ever

it’s almost as though people hate talking about shit or something

 

maybe this one needed a little more time at the drawing board

 

single ply for life

 

literal shit posting. i am here for it as head chorus.fm non-Mod shitposter

 

Wtf is wrong with you

 

always one bad swipe away from a bad day

 

single ply is some truly desperate shit

 

i would prefer to keep the poop off my hands, thanks

 

how much time you got

 

just use a few extra squares and fold it a couple times you lazies

 

I hear ya but then you’re just wasting toilet paper

 

Charmin because it answers the question






Does a bear shit in the woods

 

tree leaves or bark

 

you like the leaves w the red spots on them?

 

C wut I mean

 

never tried wiping my bum with leaves. seems like a bad idea

 

wipe your ass with the leaves then throw them on your lawn and mulch them with a toro 22" recycler mower

unreal fertilizer

 

i don't want to put human feces on my lawn. irresponsible pet owners and their dogs do plenty of that here in the great city of providence.