Favorite Toilet Paper

so we all gotta go, right? what’s your favorite toilet paper to clean up your mess with?

 

I’ve historically been a Cottonelle fan but I’ve been more about that Angel Soft life lately

 

The Charmin bears ate my family and framed my grandfather for murder

 

thoughts and prayers

 

I fully expect Charmin to clean up btw

pun kinda intended

 

i wish dyed toilet paper was more readily available in brand name / soft versions

 

maybe i’m feeling that extra comfy vibe, but i want the paper to be orange. is that so wrong???

 

live your truth, fam

 

I even listed Scott for the sadists

 

but like, their toilet paper slaps


separate the art from the artist

 

Anything 3-ply is fine, brand isn't important to me

 

so Orla

 

Yes, Travis?

 

3 ply??


this mf wipes with luxury hotel towels

 

Whats your tp's thread count

 

lol it was meant like that’s so Orla

 

I also buy 3-ply facial tissues. There are many things I'll tolerate, but chafing isn't one of them

 

Quilted Northern is the sleeper here

 

Kirkland

 

poop

 

about you maybe

 

no one wants to know about Mod butts

 

@angrycandy we are walking on 1-ply here