Farmers’ A1manac • Page 97

its a good movie but a bad star wars cuz the acting isnt cringy enough. this just means ur not a nerd! nice!

 

Whenever I say struggling, I almost always follow it up by saying it again but in the way Alex Turner says it in Still Take You Home like a neurotic weirdo

 

No

 

I feel a ranking coming on

 

Rogue One is the best modern Star Wars film for sure

 

Whoa

 

I asked him why he quit being a cop and he a)won't talk about it "in public" and b) wondered why I didn't ask him why he became a cop bc that's "more relevant"

Phil...we grew up together. You were an eagle scout who always wanted to be a cop... why would I ask a question I knew the answer to big guy lol

 

Damn, so like, telepathy and clairvoyant shit?

 

It's mine too

 

how could you stoop....solo

 

I’m not sorry

 

Now we're even

 

Leia off the puns champ

 

I saw they had some Irish guy on this political talk show (The Michael Brooks Show) that I like and I thought that. I've thought that thing about English people and pedophile for a while. Big fan

 

That's psychic, king

 

:( that was the joke

 

I know buddy just playing around

 

So Tuesday morning is wild thus far. Despite claiming I’ll never eat spicy Korean noodles again, we did last night. Regret.

On the way to work a small bird (a swallow?) flew into my car through the front left window, sat in the back, then flew out the back as soon as I pulled over.

And now? NOW? I am about to sip on THIS bad boy. My tastebuds are ready

 

IM SO SAD THERES A NEWBORN KITTEN HERE AND I WANNA TAKE IT AND LOOK AFTER IT BUT IDK I DONT WANNA SEPARATE IT FROM ITS MOTHER BUT LIKE ITS BY A ROAD AND IVE TAKEN IT TO A FIELD NEARBY FHJSFJEFKEFKCKE AHHHH :(

 

I have pics but internet took half an hour to post the cola pic so hold tight

 

strays? u should see if theres any nearby animal rescue places

 

Be careful that you don’t consume that matrix belly button bug that someone put in your water

 

They don’t do that here. They just euthanise them. Like trust me I wanna do that but the receptionist keeps saying they’ll just kill it